aaardvark

Wow, I really hate my profile picture. Thats alright, I guess I don't have to look at it if I don't want to.

Got an x box 360, a new bad ass laptop, and a digital camera and printer. And a new truck that I love. And I might trade my Cougar in for a different car, I'm not sure.

I've got bruises from the...
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HAH!!!!!!!!!!!

You can't get rid of me so easily, assholes. You must try harder next time.

I had to get rid of my valentines day puppy because she was wreaking havoc on my house. But, I did get a new mini dachsund. He is a tiny little baby. I have named him Bruno Ponce Jones. I was going to name him Thor Dog of Thunder, but I didn't. Just cause I am uncomfortable saying the word thor. That is all.

Well, I get to go back to work on the 6th, and I need to get the exact opposite sleeping schedual, as I now go to sleep at 7 in the morning, which is an hour later than I am going to need to get up. God this is going to suck.

On a plus note, Rylie is finally going to come over this weekend,...
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The update will not be televised.























This is, of course, due to the incredible boredom involved in watching someone type a shitty update.

My puppies are worse than children. I look foreward to children now.

I got a new puppy for valentines day!!!!!! Aron suprised me. She is big and floppy and not hyper like my little tiny dog. We might actually be getting rid of her just because we're never at home. So if anyone knows of anyone who wants a purebred girl jack russell female, shes up to date on her shots, 5 months old, cute as hell,...
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I am getting married. That is all.

All the shit on the computer screen is sideways, and it is really hard for me to make the mouse go the right way. I feel like I am in the labrynth. You know, the awesome movie with David Bowie. Where shit is all sideways at the end. Its fucking me all up. That is all.

JESUS I AM TIRED.

And also, I love my little puppy who is chewing all her hair off. She slept with me all night on the couch. My little girl is the best ever.

But I love you guys also.

Most of the time.

Not angry.

ANGRY!