Howdy!
I have little to say. I am very, very tired. Girls woke me at 3:30a.m., and I was unable to fall back asleep.
I will go to bed soon, after I check in with a chum, do dishes, take out the garbage, clean the litter box, put in a load of laundry, make the kids' lunches, edit some brief news items for my magazines...
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I have little to say. I am very, very tired. Girls woke me at 3:30a.m., and I was unable to fall back asleep.
I will go to bed soon, after I check in with a chum, do dishes, take out the garbage, clean the litter box, put in a load of laundry, make the kids' lunches, edit some brief news items for my magazines...
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So, my silly sausages:
We meet again in the crosshairs of life, parting the poxy labia of the universe and reaching toward each other through the pungent void.
I have, today, encounted a news item I believe will give you pause and pleasure. It is an actual news item brought to my desk by an actual wire service.
Friends, a VAMPIRE is running for Governor...
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We meet again in the crosshairs of life, parting the poxy labia of the universe and reaching toward each other through the pungent void.
I have, today, encounted a news item I believe will give you pause and pleasure. It is an actual news item brought to my desk by an actual wire service.
Friends, a VAMPIRE is running for Governor...
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hawksley:
a doctor giving a woman an autopsy - on t.v.
no worries!
no worries!
jenya:
at some point i think i shall throw an
emancipation proclamation party
emancipation proclamation party
My dear friend this very day showed me a delightful publication known as "The Sun." The back page has a list of seemingly random quotations under the heading, "Sunbeams."
Here are some of the quotes I most enjoyed:
"Avoid safety. The very word has a mean sound." -- Constance Wagner
"It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars." -- Garrison Kiellior...
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Here are some of the quotes I most enjoyed:
"Avoid safety. The very word has a mean sound." -- Constance Wagner
"It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars." -- Garrison Kiellior...
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jenya:
"Be prepared for truth at all hours and in the most fantastic disguises. This is the only safety." -- Christopher Morley
i like this one a lot
i like this one a lot
Two songs I love by Rilo Kiley:
Portions for Foxes
There's blood in my mouth
Cause I've been biting my tongue all week
I keep on talking trash
But I never say anything
And the talking leads to touching
And the touching leads to sex
And then there is no mystery left
And it's bad news, baby, I'm bad news
I'm just bad news, bad...
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Portions for Foxes
There's blood in my mouth
Cause I've been biting my tongue all week
I keep on talking trash
But I never say anything
And the talking leads to touching
And the touching leads to sex
And then there is no mystery left
And it's bad news, baby, I'm bad news
I'm just bad news, bad...
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adaline:
Your comment made me laugh so hard!!! Mead? I know its food, and i know i should know what it is, but... .what is it? Yea ya better believe I got my fuckin beer! 
PROCRASTINATION NOW!!!!!
jenya:
I'm down with that
octoberseven:
Yes. Amorphis are brillant. Well, except for Am Universum, that one was kinda dull.
Hey ...
My date yesterday went really well for the most part. We had a nice time, saw some great bands and I got to meet some of her friends.
At one point she was standing on this little riser, and she pulled me close and put my head on her shoulder and she ran her finger up and down my neck to my ear....
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My date yesterday went really well for the most part. We had a nice time, saw some great bands and I got to meet some of her friends.
At one point she was standing on this little riser, and she pulled me close and put my head on her shoulder and she ran her finger up and down my neck to my ear....
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jenya:
you were right to do what you did, she needs to know.
and.........it IS a lot
of course she is gonna cry. i can't imagine you being with someone who wouldn't cry over that. and you did NOT make her cry, that was her reaction. don't get into any guilt stuff or i will have to kick your ass
her needing time isn't a bad sign. for one thing, it is VERY good that she knows herself well enough to know when she needs to process things. that means she doesn't just shove things down and let them pile up
i am here if you need me.......will be home all day. off and on IM all day
and.........it IS a lot
of course she is gonna cry. i can't imagine you being with someone who wouldn't cry over that. and you did NOT make her cry, that was her reaction. don't get into any guilt stuff or i will have to kick your ass
her needing time isn't a bad sign. for one thing, it is VERY good that she knows herself well enough to know when she needs to process things. that means she doesn't just shove things down and let them pile up
i am here if you need me.......will be home all day. off and on IM all day
hawksley:
i'm sorry. i'm sure things will work out - they always do...it just takes some time, you know?
Tonight, chums, some other chums of mine are going to babysit while I go to a show with ... girl.
We shall see a punk band called After the Fight ... In the meantime, I shall do battle with the hammer swinging gods of laundry and continue to pick sticky pine needles out of my carpeting by the thousands ...
I like ellipses ...
We shall see a punk band called After the Fight ... In the meantime, I shall do battle with the hammer swinging gods of laundry and continue to pick sticky pine needles out of my carpeting by the thousands ...
I like ellipses ...
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octoberseven:
Woohoo!
Good luck - with both the date and in the battle against the laundry and pine needles.
Good luck - with both the date and in the battle against the laundry and pine needles.
jenya:
woooooooooooooo........Jimmy's got a girlfriend!!!
i want a full report in the morning.........well, afternoon maybe............no,no,,,,,,,,,evening is good
i want a full report in the morning.........well, afternoon maybe............no,no,,,,,,,,,evening is good
<sigh>
Pirates ...
Ninjas ...
Ninjas ...
Pirates ...
Can we not at least agree on monkeys?
Pirates ...
Ninjas ...
Ninjas ...
Pirates ...
Can we not at least agree on monkeys?
coyuz:
monkeys don't agree with me really....
gives me gas
gives me gas
streetmuse:
too late
Hallooo my swashbuckling chums:
Ready are ye, to once more strike up the mizzensail? Best be on you toes, me hearts, lest I flense ye to meat with me cutlass.
Tis cold to be sure, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Now I shall disguise myself as some sort of a non-pirate bloke and speak as such a wretched creature would...
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Ready are ye, to once more strike up the mizzensail? Best be on you toes, me hearts, lest I flense ye to meat with me cutlass.
Tis cold to be sure, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Now I shall disguise myself as some sort of a non-pirate bloke and speak as such a wretched creature would...
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robotsatemyhair:
Pirates are not better than Ninjas.
Unless you're a Lesbian.
Unless you're a Lesbian.
lycoris:
Sorry to hear about your cousin. 
Woohoo on the new person!
I'm a swashbuckler!
Mmm chocolates with champagne.
Woohoo on the new person!
I'm a swashbuckler!
Mmm chocolates with champagne.
Greetings to you, all my pretty chickens:
What secrets are the crows whispering in your benighted ears?
My daughters in a rare turn of events are sleeping. It was a vicious night in which all were beset by nightmares; they at least found rest again. I am enjoying the brief quiet.
True, my compatriots, I have swallowed more than my share of the milk of...
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What secrets are the crows whispering in your benighted ears?
My daughters in a rare turn of events are sleeping. It was a vicious night in which all were beset by nightmares; they at least found rest again. I am enjoying the brief quiet.
True, my compatriots, I have swallowed more than my share of the milk of...
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hawksley:
good luck!
and thank you... no more sad faces this way...
and thank you... no more sad faces this way...
misshavok:
I am training in CT for 8 weeks then after that they send me where ever they need me.
I know it's weird.
How lovely were the lips you smooched?
I can't remember the last time I smooched.
I know it's weird.
How lovely were the lips you smooched?
I can't remember the last time I smooched.
YOU MONSTER!