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Friday Mar 31, 2006

Mar 31, 2006
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The night is all windy with rain smell, makes me crave sweet and succulent mischief. I am up for a bit of jackassery. I wanna flex my bad assitude. Show the fancy bastards it's not all cheese and lemurs.

Yeah.

"Fossilcrotch" is an utterly fucked up word. Thank Heaven it's not real.

Pink secret:
I know it sounds yummy but it's not. In fact, it's annoying. Somehow pink links to products and services are showing up in my blogs. I did not put them there. Fuck pink links they suck unless I put them there.

So, for the wisp of naked instant I felt mighty and proactive. SG has no groups dedicated to the pleasure that is monkeys. ooo aaa Act I must, said I, and act I did. But the powers that be sucked the wind from my sails and not in a good way. Rejected my group was, deemed "not appropriate" for the site. We'll have to stick to talking about pirates and ninjas and kittens and fluffy boobs.


Orli totally mentioned me in her blog. She thinks I'm nice. She's nice.

Look at this poor sap:

"WHERE ARE MY FEET????"




ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
streetmuse:
Thanks darlin! kiss

and you are nice!
Apr 2, 2006
hawksley:
smile
Apr 3, 2006

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