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My Christmas List:

1. Chloroform (8 oz. bottle)
2. Grappling hook
3. Surgical scissors
4. Monkey
5. A motorized grindstone
6. Acid, 6 oz., sulferic preferred
7. Latex gloves, 100 count.
8. Book: Human Anatomy Made Amazingly Easy by Christopher Hart.
9. M&Ms ... green
10. 20-inch black leather dog collar with 1-inch spikes
11. Really big jar, empty
12. Plastic dropcloths ... big ones.
13. Squirt gun. Preferably sulferic-acid resistant
14. Chia pet
15. serated carving knife ... not too big but very sharp
16. Chap stick
17. Lye/bleach.("fresh spring" scent preferred)
18. Pirate wench to strike up my mizzensail
19. A mizzensail