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Tuesday Nov 01, 2005

Nov 1, 2005
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There it sits ... smug in its finery ... mocking me.
How much longer?
How much longer can I resist ripping into it, tearing apart its insides and letting its gooey contents run through my cruel fingers?
It is my daughter's pumpkin-hued candy bucket.
I must not eat it. It is not for me.
Maybe just one piece ...

If I may digress, one of my kittens, the orange one -- named Whiskey -- likes to sit on my shoulder like a pirates parrot. On most days, he asks first, his forepaws slapping my calves almost to the knee, bleating his meowy pleas that I scoop him up so that he may alight his favorite perch.
This day, however, he has decided to look to the matter himself. He is, as we speak, digging his claws into the flesh of my back and slowly climbing upwards.
I considered reprimanding him, but how does one reprimand a beast so noble as a cat? Besides, pain or no pain, it's so damned clever of him to make the attempt. I cannot help but let him do it. I never liked this shirt anyway ...

Lycoris, thou of the saphirre tresses, thanks for the tip on uploading photos! I'll give it a shot soons I have the time and energy.

I hope you all had a delightful All Hallow's Eve. If you have a moment, check out the photos of RobotAteMyHair's costume on her profile page. Her costume was adorable, a queenbee resplendent with alpenglow hair.

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