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midnight review :by faust
when smoking a cigar for the first time in months, remember not to inhale
:commercial_break:
your not fully clean untill your zest fully clean, and that smell of other peoples sweat from the concert the other night is burned from your flesh
:word from our sponsers:
are you bored?
{crowd nodds}
than you need nifkin!
is that that thing in a jar?
no
is that the end of the toothpaste cap that keeps falling behind the couter or in the toilet?
no again
Its actually a revolutionary product, in conjunction with ronco, that actually stimulates you $#%@
{crowds look of shock}
I have 2 in my home RIchard and i swear i use them every day!
but how much would you expect to pay for the product Peri'?
2000 dollars?
you wont pay half that, you wont pay 1000, not 900 or 800, not 750 or even 700, all your going to pay are just 4 easy payments of 169 dollars and 95 cents
and if you call now i can personally deliver to you the magic that is the nifkin and show you how it works!
operators are standing by, call today and youll recieve the Peranium Plus with 6 different attachments all for that same low price....
call now!
*this message is brought to you out of boredom and the wanting to @#$%*
Thankyou for your time.
midnight review :by faust
when smoking a cigar for the first time in months, remember not to inhale
:commercial_break:
your not fully clean untill your zest fully clean, and that smell of other peoples sweat from the concert the other night is burned from your flesh
:word from our sponsers:
are you bored?
{crowd nodds}
than you need nifkin!
is that that thing in a jar?
no
is that the end of the toothpaste cap that keeps falling behind the couter or in the toilet?
no again
Its actually a revolutionary product, in conjunction with ronco, that actually stimulates you $#%@
{crowds look of shock}
I have 2 in my home RIchard and i swear i use them every day!
but how much would you expect to pay for the product Peri'?
2000 dollars?
you wont pay half that, you wont pay 1000, not 900 or 800, not 750 or even 700, all your going to pay are just 4 easy payments of 169 dollars and 95 cents
and if you call now i can personally deliver to you the magic that is the nifkin and show you how it works!
operators are standing by, call today and youll recieve the Peranium Plus with 6 different attachments all for that same low price....
call now!
*this message is brought to you out of boredom and the wanting to @#$%*
Thankyou for your time.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
scarletspider:
when was the last time i wore glasses pal 
gentlemancaller:
i'm going to be in boston on sat. with my gf jamie, you guys gonna be around??? we're going to buckeykatt's horror slumber party, but it'd be cool to see you guys earlier in the day