OK....misc. rant time...pardon sp.
common etiquet 101 for dummies :by me
rule 1:
if the movie theater is not even close to packed, DONT sit directly in front of somone, especially if you smell of shite and continue to fart throught out the movie
rule 2:
when walking down a sidewalk, driving directions apply, stick to the right unless there is an accident, than firmly choose the direction to head in or stop motion.
(i dont know how many times ive had to stop in the sidewalk and let some fool that cant choose a direction walk around me...i refuse to deal with this anymore)
rule 3:
on a crowded escalator in a public place, again traffic rules apply, left lane for passing.. right lane for standing/passingout/pulling on the handrail so little kids fall..area
rule 4:
GET TO THE BACK OF THE FUCKING BUS
short or long move into the car out of the way.
rule 5:
please wait for the vehicle to come to a stop before you get all out of shape or bent on getting off the bus, if you were in that big of a rush you would have stood up a stop early in which to insure your exit, now piss of
rule 6:
when wearing summer atire, adorning socks with flip flops or coats/hoodies with shorts is hypocritical fashion BS>
rule 7:
I dont know who started the slightly up hat movement so it won't fuck up your "wall" of bangs movement but that shit has got to go. ...sideways, upside-down or backwards hats fine, ill even except all the hell crooked visors as fine
rule 8:
just because your child gets free admission to a movie theater/themepark for being under age/hieght/weight/from this planet/ ect...does NOT give you the right to let them cry, piss,moan,fight/talk or anything else that is going to piss me off and get me arrested for the shit i would throw at them while smashing them to little bits. get a baby sitter or stay home.
rule 9:
if you have the balls to cut someone off, or otherwise hinder traffic but do not have the balls to continue at an appropriate speed to compensate for said behavior, you will be shot on site then drawn and quartered.
rule 10:
DON'T FUCK WITH THE DRUMMER'S GIRLFRIEND/MISTRESS/STRUMPET
fuck the fucking fuckers...I'm out of here
common etiquet 101 for dummies :by me
rule 1:
if the movie theater is not even close to packed, DONT sit directly in front of somone, especially if you smell of shite and continue to fart throught out the movie
rule 2:
when walking down a sidewalk, driving directions apply, stick to the right unless there is an accident, than firmly choose the direction to head in or stop motion.
(i dont know how many times ive had to stop in the sidewalk and let some fool that cant choose a direction walk around me...i refuse to deal with this anymore)
rule 3:
on a crowded escalator in a public place, again traffic rules apply, left lane for passing.. right lane for standing/passingout/pulling on the handrail so little kids fall..area
rule 4:
GET TO THE BACK OF THE FUCKING BUS
short or long move into the car out of the way.
rule 5:
please wait for the vehicle to come to a stop before you get all out of shape or bent on getting off the bus, if you were in that big of a rush you would have stood up a stop early in which to insure your exit, now piss of
rule 6:
when wearing summer atire, adorning socks with flip flops or coats/hoodies with shorts is hypocritical fashion BS>
rule 7:
I dont know who started the slightly up hat movement so it won't fuck up your "wall" of bangs movement but that shit has got to go. ...sideways, upside-down or backwards hats fine, ill even except all the hell crooked visors as fine
rule 8:
just because your child gets free admission to a movie theater/themepark for being under age/hieght/weight/from this planet/ ect...does NOT give you the right to let them cry, piss,moan,fight/talk or anything else that is going to piss me off and get me arrested for the shit i would throw at them while smashing them to little bits. get a baby sitter or stay home.
rule 9:
if you have the balls to cut someone off, or otherwise hinder traffic but do not have the balls to continue at an appropriate speed to compensate for said behavior, you will be shot on site then drawn and quartered.
rule 10:
DON'T FUCK WITH THE DRUMMER'S GIRLFRIEND/MISTRESS/STRUMPET
fuck the fucking fuckers...I'm out of here
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