a35mmlife

So It's been a while... Some things change... Some things don't.

These days i work as a publicist.

I've worked/thrown 17 events in 6 days and am exhausted. This week has taken me from Ozzy Osbourne to Modernica. From HAIR WARS to Christies. Paper Magazine to Henry Rollins. Its been a week...

..but lets start with the weekend.

Friday night we launched a new line of clothing called Black Sabbath Resurrection. Ozzy fans are rediculous, some of the funniest 'fans' i have encountered. So man underdeveloped mustaches at once will make even the strongest giggle like a school kid. I believe I was the only person not wearing all black or anything with a skull on it.

Last night couldn't have been much more different. We auctioned off twenty designers interpretation of the perfect 'Little Black Dress,' annnnnnd began auction of THE 'Little Black Dress' worn by Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffanys. The venue was a house the likes I have not encountered in LA 'til last night...and I have been to a few insane houses. It was MASSIVE and as manicured as they come. To put it into perspective: there was an original Chagall painting in the mens restroom. Yeah. Anywho... part of my job is to announce to the huge pit of waiting photographers when all the celebrities arrive--- here is where my life gets surreal... last night i had to announce to Associated Press, Reuters, CNN and such... 'Tinkerbell'...Paris Hilton's fucking dog came SEPARATE from Paris. Everyone laughed, I just smiled rolled my eyes and held back from vomiting on my suit.

as i said...some things change... some things don't.

toodles