Yesterday evening was Spam, Velvetta, Ranch Dressing, Ford Trucks, Garth Brooks, Paps Blue Ribbon, Hot Topic, Britney Spears, Jerry Springer, McDonalds, Disneyland, Jenny Craig and The Home Shopping Network all wrapped up into two hours of HELL. I couldnt even sit through the whole thing. We left half way through. And even still I will be forever pained by knowing that my image was caught on camera at this horrible horrible moment of lapse of judgement. I bought in, sold out and will pay the price forever.
It was horrible yo. But there were some funny moments. Like watching the big black man in full cowboy gear and his token blond bimbo scream in sheer ecstacy when Paula Abdul walked out. He kept taking off his 10 gallon and waiving it in the air. There was this group of kids who had custom tee's made...well, there were lots of those. My friend just kept screaming out 'Tamyra was robbed' the whole time... gotta love live TV. I found out later who Tamyra was. Too funny.
After the horror, we walked down to Le Deux and had a few margaritas. Four hours and a pack of smokes later, I found myself in a sedan on my way to a new club openning up here in town. I am still trying to wrap my brain around this one...they called my cell to invite me. When I said I had been drinking and didnt want to get in my ride, they send a car for me and my crew...hmmmmm. WTF? Someone has too much money...
I am actually thinking about going to portland. Is it too late? I have no ticket. I dont want to go for too long. I dont have a place to stay. I dont have anyone to travel with... this may be a bad idea.
Another SGLA event. Im excited to meet sk8edge. I wnat to see people pull noodles from their noses. I want to see a short thai guy in platforms sing blue swede shoes. Uh huh uh huh...
My fliplet is depressed and overwhelmed by life, so I am a bit sad. It pains me.
Im happy for badm0j0. His posts make my stomach have butterflies. I love that feeling he is feeling...*sigh*
I want to picnic on robins tummy.
It was horrible yo. But there were some funny moments. Like watching the big black man in full cowboy gear and his token blond bimbo scream in sheer ecstacy when Paula Abdul walked out. He kept taking off his 10 gallon and waiving it in the air. There was this group of kids who had custom tee's made...well, there were lots of those. My friend just kept screaming out 'Tamyra was robbed' the whole time... gotta love live TV. I found out later who Tamyra was. Too funny.
After the horror, we walked down to Le Deux and had a few margaritas. Four hours and a pack of smokes later, I found myself in a sedan on my way to a new club openning up here in town. I am still trying to wrap my brain around this one...they called my cell to invite me. When I said I had been drinking and didnt want to get in my ride, they send a car for me and my crew...hmmmmm. WTF? Someone has too much money...
I am actually thinking about going to portland. Is it too late? I have no ticket. I dont want to go for too long. I dont have a place to stay. I dont have anyone to travel with... this may be a bad idea.
Another SGLA event. Im excited to meet sk8edge. I wnat to see people pull noodles from their noses. I want to see a short thai guy in platforms sing blue swede shoes. Uh huh uh huh...
My fliplet is depressed and overwhelmed by life, so I am a bit sad. It pains me.
Im happy for badm0j0. His posts make my stomach have butterflies. I love that feeling he is feeling...*sigh*
I want to picnic on robins tummy.
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but only if you bring brie for me.
and pinot noir to get me more saucy than i already am. i haven't bought my ticket yet for portland either - although i think we might make dangerous traveling companions.......what do you say?
xoxoRobin