_william_

3:35.
things I love at 3:30 in the morning

sex
heated leather seats
hot chocolate and cigarettes
team sleep and the voice inside my head that always tells me to watch the sun rise.

Gary Jules is my friend, and apparently rules in England.....ROCK!!!!!!

LONDON (Reuters) - American duo Michael Andrews and Gary Jules (news) became on Sunday surprise winners in the race to top the British Christmas pop charts with a haunting ballad from the cult film "Donnie Darko."
The little-known Californian musicians took the coveted Christmas top spot with "Mad World," a reworked version of the 1980s...
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I just got back from Woodland Park, Colorado.....9000 feet above sea level. Off the plane, a couple of cocktails later, and I am at sea level again and I feel like I've been gone forever in six days. Had to see the mom before she flew to Egypt to see the pyramids and whatnot. I hadn't seen her in three years. It's funny....we are alot...
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"What students don't understand is that having an M.F.A. means nothing. You have to make yourself an artist. You have to last through time." - Nancy Rubins

end of the world...

It's nice to think that we could find the rabbit as quickly
as the KGB, but really the story should go like this:

NRO satellite photos show unidentified creature with long ears.
Appears to be eating elongated orange object.
NSA reports unusually high frequency of the character string "rabbit"
in intercepted communications.
High level governmental committee appointed to study the problem
and make recommendations.
State...
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I hate people....


ORANGE CITY, Fla. - A mob of shoppers rushing for a sale on DVD players trampled the first woman in line and knocked her unconscious as they scrambled for the shelves at a Wal-Mart Supercenter.
Patricia VanLester had her eye on a $29 DVD player, but when the siren blared at 6 a.m. Friday announcing the start to the post-Thanksgiving sale, the...
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now the teamsters are flexing....

and we all know how "innocent" they are. There are no innocents. There are no underdogs. Its all just a cycle of dickheads trying to get more pie. All I want are fucking sweet potatoes.

Birds do it, bees do it, and oysters do it too, but in a different way. Oysters are marine bivalves that live on the bottom of the ocean by cementing themselves permanently to a hard surface. They do not actually mate as most terrestrial animals do. Instead, oysters broadcast their gametes in the water, and fertilization takes place outside of their bodies. Oysters also have...
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some doctor who shall not be named has said that sleeping 8 hours a night is ideal and for each hour of sleep skipped one will loose 8% of their happiness in the forthcoming day. 5 hours = a 76% day.

but if that were the case...if I didn't sleep at all I should be at 36% happiness. I'm pretty sure its closer to the...
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