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um...where did you say that mystery illness started?.......

Apr 12 1995

The Hong Kong Eastern Express reports that China sanctions the consumption of aborted human fetuses as a "health benefit." One practitioner willing to admit a taste for this is Dr. Zou Qin of the Luo Hu Clinic, who boasts having consumed more than 100 meals of human veal -- stew and soup, mostly.

medium rare please...


Apr 10 1997

The Jerusalem Post reports that high rabbinical sources have confirmed the birth of a rare red heifer named Melody in a kibbutz near Haifa. The ashes from such a beast will be needed to ceremonially purify any Jews before they would be permitted to enter the former site of Solomon's Temple in Jerusalem. At present, the parcel is occupied...
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isn't it ironic...dontcha think?

another nutcase....perfect.

"All triplets in North Korea are being forcibly removed from parents after their birth and dumped in bleak orphanages. The policy is carried out on the orders of Stalinist dictator Kim Jong-il (son of Kim Il Sung), who has an irrational belief that a triplet could one day topple his regime... The children are housed in "triplet rooms", which visitors describe as bare...
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Apr 3 1924

Brilliant actor and total loon Marlon Brando born.

Apr 2 1725

Casanova born.

its three am and you are llllistening...to los angeles....

SOLD!!!!!

um...yeah. do you take traveller's checks?



Mar 29 1997

Kazuo Konya, a former member of the Aum cult, tells Tokyo Municipal Court that he paid $8,100 for the privilege of drinking the guru's blood in a 1988 initiation ritual. Other former cult members also testify they paid for blood, strands of Shoko Asahara's hair, and his bath water. Some say they paid $2,400 for an...
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let it roll baby roll...
politics were soooo much easier in the old days.

on Mar 28 193

The Roman ruler Pertinax is murdered by the Praetorian Guard. There was no obvious successor and no Senatorial volunteers. The Guard held an auction, won by Senator Didius Julianus, for 300 million sesterces. After hearing of this, Roman general Septimus Severus in Dalmatia marched on Rome, beheading...
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