_william_

I got spammed, (big surprise), ....and this is what they sent me. Wierd.

A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided tocompete in theBreast Strokedivisionofthe EnglishChannelswim competition. The brunette camein first, the redhead second. The blonde finallyreachedtheshore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and a drink she remarked, I don't want to complain, but I'm pretty sure those other two girls used their arms.

A police officer pulls over a car with a youung blonde driver in it.... Cop : Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?

But the people thought my power was greater than that of the Witches; and perhaps the Witches thought so too, for they never dared oppose me
I ordered the Emerald City to be built just where the four countries cornered together, and when it was completed I announced myself the Ruler of the Land of Oz, which included all the four countries of the Munchkins, the Gillikins, the Winkies and the Quadlings
Over this Land I ruled in peace for many years, until I grew old and longed to see my native city once again