_william_

we are all charlatans, especially those pretending to be normal, ordinary people. A.o.S What do ya think of that for the beginning of my bio? I hate bios. I find them masturbatory and stupid, but a necessary part of promotion....which I also find distasteful. But, that is neither here nor there, what's really bugging me is that I've changed careers, so my old bio is a relatively moot point in the world of fine art, to me anyway . I just wish I could show my art without having to tell people how cool I think I am, who I know, or what shit I've done in the Past, which is all a bio is....written in third person....as if I wasn't the one swinging my cock around. My perfect bio would just say this:

I am boots
when we're friends
I'll tell you more.
If you want it
buy it
if not
so what.