_william_

okay...I'm not drunk, nor on drugs. I was in bed when my neighbors started fighting in the street. they were noisy, so I put on some shoes and went outside to move my car, lest their fat asses fell into it whilst beating the shit out of eachother. My driving through them sort of broke it up...that and well...the faint wail of police cars. After coming back in the house, I sat on my couch, pondering life, tripping on the violence, and listening to the sirens as they passed my house on their way to some other catastrophe when out of the blue....the hairdryer switches on.....by itself, scaring the bejeesus out of me. I switched it off when I went into the bathroom. It is not a new dryer. I've used it before..many times. It has a physical switch, not a button, or electronic eye, but a fucking switch. It was not left on ...I would have noticed. I've used it once in three days. It just up and started blowing at 3:40 in the morning, like an alarm clock. Now I can't go to sleep.