Where the fuck do they come from? You wonder....Is it me? Duck and weave..POP POP POP, oh this boy's a bleeder, won't be long now I drop back , fake and POP POP POP...Just stay down, and I'll just walk away. I'm quite content in not ever meeting you again, but...aht aht aht...stay down. But they don't, and I , the captive audience, is left... Read More
I am Boots. Reflecting on my character as an artist I can say, in life and throughout all of the projects I have been a part of, painting is the one thing that has given me substance. My past is not unlike anyone, parents are flawed, childhood, a collage of laughter and bruises. My grandmother paints, my mother paints, and I understand... Read More
we are all charlatans, especially those pretending to be normal, ordinary people. A.o.S What do ya think of that for the beginning of my bio? I hate bios. I find them masturbatory and stupid, but a necessary part of promotion....which I also find distasteful. But, that is neither here nor there, what's really bugging me is that I've changed careers, so my old bio is... Read More
okay...I'm not drunk, nor on drugs. I was in bed when my neighbors started fighting in the street. they were noisy, so I put on some shoes and went outside to move my car, lest their fat asses fell into it whilst beating the shit out of eachother. My driving through them sort of broke it up...that and well...the faint wail of police cars. After... Read More
when i was younger we had one of those guns that shoots off all different types of electronic sounds when you press the trigger, and lights up and stuff. it was on our bathroom floor and i was peeing, and it suddenly started going off all by itself too. wiring short i'm sure . . . anyways it scared me soooo badly. i'd probably still be scared of that toy if i saw it. i had to remove the batteries before i could sleep that night . . . even then it was really tough.
what was that movie where the people built the house on the indian graveyard and all their electronics and appliances started fucking with them?
shit i just gave myself goosebumps. seriously. i have to go to bed now. eep.