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after you cut one on him, can i? i've got a juicy one i'm saving especially for him. we can hold him down and take turns!

I really, really don't care about men's sports, but my school's women's basketball team made it to the NCAA. WOO!

Bush is the worst president we've ever had. I agree with my dad that he is far more stupid than Ford. I wish people would hit Bush in the head with golf balls like they did Ford.

yes everyday you should be able to drink before work

its my favorite Who song.

ignore last comment... am having trouble registering the fact people are sending me birthday greets and am responding in kind.... d'oh

heh.. I like guys like you.

Sounds like my kind of place... I smell a road trip coming on...

I would take you to sushi in a heart beat. Sake and all.
Night night, and i'll read your posts tomorrow!!!

so in a roundabout way you are saying that it IS selfish?

if that's what you think don't be afraid to say so. i appreciate honesty.

its finally warm here. but our beach sucks ass.

Sure, wanna go for a run?

Rain-running rules

the problem with hanging with crazy drunkards is it just sends you from one funk to another -- with a very amusing period of entropic craziness in between. at least, this has been my experience. what is it about the gray chilly rain that drives people to the bars?

i think you are right

i broke up with my boyfriend/best friend/lover/soulmate of two years last night. i am slightly distraught and not even naked women can appease me.

i cant really complain about the weather. its all warm and nice out

ill spend it for you! give it here!!! and anyone who still enjoys hard alcohol has never had alcohol poisening enough. bleck i cant touch soco because well... the last time i drank it i threw up black ashy looking stuff and couldnt even sit up. (yeah i had a problem for awhile, so what) i cant drink vodka anymore because well....i dont remember but just flashes of awful things happening that night and waking up with duct tape around my ankles and wrists. i dont dirnk whiskey anymore because i use to take my ulcer medicine with shots of it and believe me that wasnt helping. so lets just say i dont enjoy getting shitfaced at all anymore. im glad those years are over.

I never make boys wear my panties, they just do.

my super power would be to titillate women with my magic fingers so they would love me and want me to be their friends forever

I'm turning into a redneck beer butt. Save me!! Miller and Bud Light and listening to "Take me Home Country Roads," by John Denver.

75 = perfection!!

guess what i watched tonight?! .. american idol! it's the first time i've watched it all the way through this season. i love the theme shows, so i'm sorry i miss the tuesday episodes. the girl that got voted off totally bugged me tho ("i'm the sassy/chubbier nikki mckibben"), so i'm glad she got the boot.

although .. i appreciated her chubbersness and horizontal challengedness.

that ain't good!

I am strangely addicted to that show.

Your stupid giggle or mine? 'Cause I don't know about your giggle, but mine is seductive...