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There is a fair bit of vomit in this blog and well some parts doesn't paint my in the best light...



I went to sheffield to see a good friend and here we are... woop, before the carnage!



We went out to the corporation (local rock club) and pulled a girl, I say girl she was in her mid 30s and married (but separated) and so went back her bedsit, her husband was in her house. It was just weird, there was hardly anything there just a single bed, three broken tv's, some (rented) lesbian porn, a dildo, an air rifle and pretty much that was it.

Anyway I managed to fall out of bed and hit my head and then vomit all over her bathroom floor... twice. The next morning I got one of my pubes stuck in her throat and she had to be sick to get it out.

I then found out that when she was 16, she gave head to a roadie so she could meet Extreme guitarist Nuno Bettencourt, look at him!!!

Extreme were never cool, yeah somebody like Slash or Nikki Sixx, hell I would give Nuno Bettencourt head to meet them. But I digress...

Got a taxi back into the centre of Sheffield, which was about 6 miles. I was sick in the taxi too and had to use my t-shirt to clean up. I made the decision to go topless as my t-shirt was white, so I ended up in the centre of sheffield, wearing no t-shirt and leopardskin jeans (which had sick on too, but I couldn't take off), smelling of sick, while waiting for my friend to come get as I didn't know where he lived. I got some funny looks...

Needless to say this wasn't one of my proudest moments and I also missed a zombie film festival in Leeds the next day as I didn't get back until 4 and felt so horrid I didn't want to leave my house.



So that was Saturday, Friday night was a lot less interesting, but I did go and see Nashville Pussy who were awesome, check out a few clips and pix below.











I also bought a zip up sweatshirt thing too, to go with my Nashville Pussy Belt buckle and 2 t-shirts, I need to buy less NP merch...



xox