in which we cover US sexual laws.....
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I've had the first of 6 infusions and I feel good. This is becoming routine and I like routine. My stomach already feels like blarghhhhhhhh but let's get on with the festivities.
U. S. Sexual Laws
The US has more laws governing sexual behavior than every country in Europe combined.
An old state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently, it's OK for woman. Who can resist a wide-mouth trout?)
As late as 1940, a candidate for the U.S. Naval Academy was rejected if it was discovered that he masturbated.
In 1998, Alabama created a law banning the sale of sex toys, ruling that the constitution doesnt include a right to sexual privacy.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
Floridas laws only allow for conjugal sex. Sex outside of marriage and sodomy are misdemeanors, with penalties of up to 60 days in jail.
Yet another Texas code makes the possession of more than six items designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs illegal, whereas the possession of more than six firearms designed to stimulate the death of human vital organs is OK.
In Sioux Falls, South Dakota, hotels are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. A minimum of two feet between the beds is required.
In the state of Utah, sex with an animalunless performed for profitis not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.
Sure you might be sick of it, but I'm bored and trapped here for the week, so you'll read sexual trivial and appreciate it
I've had the first of 6 infusions and I feel good. This is becoming routine and I like routine. My stomach already feels like blarghhhhhhhh but let's get on with the festivities.
U. S. Sexual Laws
The US has more laws governing sexual behavior than every country in Europe combined.
An old state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently, it's OK for woman. Who can resist a wide-mouth trout?)
As late as 1940, a candidate for the U.S. Naval Academy was rejected if it was discovered that he masturbated.
In 1998, Alabama created a law banning the sale of sex toys, ruling that the constitution doesnt include a right to sexual privacy.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
Floridas laws only allow for conjugal sex. Sex outside of marriage and sodomy are misdemeanors, with penalties of up to 60 days in jail.
Yet another Texas code makes the possession of more than six items designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs illegal, whereas the possession of more than six firearms designed to stimulate the death of human vital organs is OK.
In Sioux Falls, South Dakota, hotels are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. A minimum of two feet between the beds is required.
In the state of Utah, sex with an animalunless performed for profitis not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.
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The trout law is not surprising in the least. We Minnesotans are freaks. I always wondered what ice fishing was really all about... now I know.