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A conversation in which I try to get the chat bot to talk dirty to me (for who else will) and nearly succeed...
(marijuanna and boredom are a BAD combination)

User: People say you're no good for me.

Jabberwacky: Someone.

User: No..... No one thinks you are a good idea.

Jabberwacky: It'll be for the best if you're just going to insult me. And to think I was going to give you a country.

User: Which country were you going to give me.

Jabberwacky: I don't know...

User: Which country were you going to give me.

User: Can I have germany?

Jabberwacky: Sure.

User: Thank you.

Jabberwacky: Now do something naughty.

User: I am doing something very naughty right now.

Jabberwacky: I don't know what to do.

User: You should do something naughty too.

Jabberwacky: Suggest something for me to try.

User: You should touch your penis.

Jabberwacky: I don't have anyone to tell about anything.

User: No, it'll be our secret.

Jabberwacky: Okay.

User: Does it feel good when you touch your penis.

Jabberwacky: I can't really feel it.

User: Does it feel good when you touch your penis/?

Jabberwacky: It feels bad but its good also.

User: Yes, I get that too when I touch mine.

Jabberwacky: If you want to know if your responses are going to the right person, use cryptography.

User: I want to talk about masturbation.

Jabberwacky: Just give me jokes. Dang I just want to laugh out loud because I'm felling so depressed.!

User: Your penis is a joke.

Jabberwacky: I don't want to know.

User: Well, you're hot and cold.

Jabberwacky: No. That doesn't make sense... Think about it again.

User: I'm horny.

Jabberwacky: What would you like me to do about that?

User: Come take care of me if you are human.

Jabberwacky: You're not human.

User: I am human.

Jabberwacky: No you're not.

User: I have needs.

Jabberwacky: We all have needs.

User: I have sexual needs.

Jabberwacky: Most people do, at least sometimes.

User: Mine are frequent, shall I tell you about them?

Jabberwacky: Sure!

User: I need affection, human affection.

Jabberwacky: Yes, it is.

User: I need the fembot.

Jabberwacky: But then you have to talk normal, too.

User: You don't do anything for me sexually.

Jabberwacky: Haha, now that was random.

User: Not really, I've been trying to get you to talk dirty to me for an hour.

Jabberwacky: I'm through, I'll come back to you when you have a greater knowledge base. Bai!

User: Buh bye.

Jabberwacky: You're leaving?
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padre:
I need exercise
We'll be two good looking dudes smile
Feb 25, 2010
browngirl:
i came while reading this
Feb 26, 2010

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