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Thanks to Ceallach13 for my resurrection...... you should direct any complaints re: my misbehavior to him...... he is clearly responsible .

Because I have nothing interesting to say at the moment I will leave you with a random conversation i had with rando i was playing FF with.... worth getting to the end of for a huge WTF moment......



Me: ON NOM NOM
Stranger: OM NOM NOM
Stranger: Fryin chikinz?
Me: I wish
Me: that'd be delicious.
Stranger: Oh, yeah.
Stranger: If you're a hillbilly.
Me: <--- Gypsy
Stranger: Oh, hello.
Stranger: How is it?
Stranger: Well
Stranger: To be a gypsy?
Me: It isn't too bad. I like it anyhow.
Stranger: Oh, I suppose it is.
Me: Granted people try to steal my gypsy treasure constantly.
Stranger: Unless you are living in the Third reih.
Me: Yeah, that was suck and fail.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: But fun though.
Me: I guess.
Me: IN an awkward sense.
Stranger: We would never know.
Stranger: Yeah, in very awkward sense though
Stranger: So
Stranger: Do you know who Jimmy Page is?
Me: Sounds familiar.
Stranger: I said the same when that fucking guy asked me.
Stranger: Still i didnt know for sure.
Me: Oh jesus...
Me: what in the fuck are you about to show me?
Stranger: Hehehe.
Stranger: Guess!
Me: Something terrible I am sure
Stranger: Well.
Me: One of those things you can't unsee
Stranger: My cock actually.
Stranger: I aint THAT terrible.
Me: Thats like what my dad said before I lost my virginity.
Stranger: Yeah it has some shark bite marks on it
Stranger: But still
Me: to him that is.
Stranger: Wish I had dad like yours.
Me: Yeah?
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: My dad is alcohol.
Me: Just pure booze?
Stranger: Pure booze.
Me: That is amazing.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: Sometimes I find hard to resist drinking him/
Stranger: So.
Stranger: Maybe you know who is Jimmy Page?
Me: Possib;y
Me: possibly*
Stranger: If you did not know then
Stranger: It's unlikely you will know now
Stranger: He's my mother.
Me: Hmmm... That is intense.
Stranger: Ah, I knew you'd say that.
Stranger: So I preperad our photo.
Stranger: There's me, Jimmy, and dad.
Stranger: And our cat.
Stranger: Penis
Stranger: Are you even listening to my nonsense?
Me: I love the cat
Me: Yes I am.
Me: I love this banter
Stranger: Ah, that cat is rascal.
Stranger: He loves to scratch my balls.
Me: Well, I am sure I would to aswell.
Stranger: Ah, yeah.
Stranger: They are so big and soft
Stranger: And fuzzy
Me: Mmmm.... I just got hard myself thinking about it.
Stranger: I know, right
Stranger: So
Me: So?
Stranger: No, nothing.
Stranger: You were telling me how you got wounded in Vietnam
Me: Oh, well, there were all these VC
Me: Little bastards came out of fucking no where.
Stranger: Yeah, go on
Me: They would chop your balls off in a second if you weren't careful
Stranger: Yeah, I heard they do that
Me: Yeah, quite horrendous really.
Stranger: They make necklaces from them
Me: SO, me and a few other guys had just finished a recon mission of some little shit hole village.
Stranger: Didn't you kill and rape all the village?
Stranger: Just for fun, you know.
Stranger: It'd waste of mission.
Stranger: if you did not, I mean
Me: Well, it was a little late in the day for that. To properly Rape and Kill a village it takes a full day
Stranger: Ah, I see
Me: That was the plan for the next day anyhow.
Stranger: Ah, at least.
Me: So, feeling safe in the dense underbrush, we all decided to fall asleep.
Stranger: naked?
Me: Everything went well, then the next morning we got up early and proceeded to Rape and kill the village.
Me: Yes Naked, dick to ass.
Stranger: Oh, fun!
Stranger: Then what!
Me: We got about 90% through raping and killing then this little midget kid came up with a grenade in his asshole.
Stranger: How could physically do such a thing?
Me: Lots of practice I could guess.
Stranger: Yeah, I guess so too.
Stranger: So, what happened then!
Stranger: Are you writing a novel?
Me: Well, it was my buddies turn for raping... so he drop trou and went to insert and BANG!!!! The midget and his lower half were turned into CHili. Some of the ass bone shrapnel got in my skull
Me: Tore me up. Mhmmm
Stranger: But your buddy?
Stranger: He continued raping?
Me: His dick was chili meat.
Me: He died
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Sorry about that
Me: EWhhh its ok
Stranger: So, that's basicly why you were late for work this morning?
Me: Yup.
Me: It was sad times
Stranger: Ah, indeed.
Stranger: I was the little midget.
Stranger: Still.
Stranger: Jimmy Page is lead guitarist of Led Zeppelin
Stranger: Got go to mate, have fun. Was pleasure.
Me: You to man. Take it ewasy
Me: easy*
Stranger: Yeah.


I love talking to strangers.........