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I always tell you funny jokes. Ok well they are kind of lame sometimes but they illicit a LOL or two from you.

Interesting fact.... I was due to be born on Halloween but was 4 weeks early. Explains my dark nature.

Another interesting fact....Most of us people spend 6 years of our life dreaming? According to David Icke "Infinite Love is the only truth and everything else is an illusion"

And another lame joke cause you love them and because I am back to being blonde again...

How does a blonde kill a fish??

Mwah darling.

My day yesterday exactly. Except no martini. Beer followed by vodka. And no blunts either(I can't roll worth a shit. Need practice. ) Just the trusty bong.
The food was so good. If I was rich, I would travel just for food.