I have applied to and denied 2 times to the Gamers girl group thing here
Requirements: Be a girl (check)
Have a blog (check)
Have friends (check)
Hmmm Perhaps I have to prove I am a girl by donating a egg to the company for use on the new PS4 console currently in the making. Or maybe take a picture of a controller shoved up my vagina. Bah such snobbery. I applied again for membership if I dont get in so be it.. I hate feeling like Im in Highschool all over again trying to be friends with the cheerleaders. And we all know about those girls dont we.
Im in a good mood for once so Im going to answer BB's questions about the Sock conspiracy theorys.
What are your feelings on the racial tensions between the tubes and the heeled socks? Do you think that it really comes down to different interpretations of the prophet Argyle, or does it in the end come down to drawer space and land issues?
During much of the nineteenth century, when large numbers of Tubesocks and Heel socks were present, they were pushed into competition. There are striking parallels in the culture and history of the two groups. They began their life in America with low social and economic status. Over time, they advanced in common fields such as sports, entertainment, religion, writing and publishing, and politics. They even had similar social pathologies_alcoholism, violence and broken homes. Rather than being united by their common hard life, they were divided by the need to compete. For political benefit, this pattern was reinforced as Heel socks were drawn to the Republican Party while the Tubesocks strength in numbers were being wooed by the Democratic Party.
Both the Tubesocks and Heel socks had reason to feel they were treated unfairly in the workforce, and often at one another's expense. In the antebellum South, for instance, where slaveholders viewed "Heels" as valuable property, Heelsocks were prohibited from participating in hazardous, life-threatening work. Thus, many of the most dangerous jobs were left to the Tubesocks who did not have such protection (or limitation). Thousands of Tubesocks lives were lost due to this. Thus I believe the rivalry began.
The God Argyle is lost among the socks and coninues to be as ellusive as Big Foot. When one does see a sighting of this ellusive sock the picture is usually blurry and could be written off as a fake. Thus there is very little room in the drawer given to argyle socks seeing as they are rare and hard to come by.
Do you have any comments to the allegations that socks were essential in the faking of the Apollo Moon landings?
No comment.
There are rumors of a fallout with _thong_ . After being confined in such close quarters for so long in the laundry hamper, was there anything that could have eased that strain? And will the photo set be forthcoming even though there are 'tensions'?
I have discussed this issue with Thong and he has decline to comment but did infact release a press announcement.
"The Thong doesnt fit you've got to acquit."
I refuse to have any photos taken of me as it will go against my Amish beliefs of having my photo taken as we the Thongs of the World believe our inner soul will be stolen in a picture..
Is there really a sub-set of bobby socks that believes in never bathing?
Yes. We are working on that in Area 51
What happened to the lost tribe of socks who left in the 80s to become headbands and wrist bands. Where they welcomed back into the fold after their disastrous attempts to make sock appeal more mainstream public and less beholden to the foot?
They are now pet toys. You can find them at your local Walmart or Pet Smart.
Ha har snarf snarf!
Requirements: Be a girl (check)
Have a blog (check)
Have friends (check)
Hmmm Perhaps I have to prove I am a girl by donating a egg to the company for use on the new PS4 console currently in the making. Or maybe take a picture of a controller shoved up my vagina. Bah such snobbery. I applied again for membership if I dont get in so be it.. I hate feeling like Im in Highschool all over again trying to be friends with the cheerleaders. And we all know about those girls dont we.
Im in a good mood for once so Im going to answer BB's questions about the Sock conspiracy theorys.
What are your feelings on the racial tensions between the tubes and the heeled socks? Do you think that it really comes down to different interpretations of the prophet Argyle, or does it in the end come down to drawer space and land issues?
During much of the nineteenth century, when large numbers of Tubesocks and Heel socks were present, they were pushed into competition. There are striking parallels in the culture and history of the two groups. They began their life in America with low social and economic status. Over time, they advanced in common fields such as sports, entertainment, religion, writing and publishing, and politics. They even had similar social pathologies_alcoholism, violence and broken homes. Rather than being united by their common hard life, they were divided by the need to compete. For political benefit, this pattern was reinforced as Heel socks were drawn to the Republican Party while the Tubesocks strength in numbers were being wooed by the Democratic Party.
Both the Tubesocks and Heel socks had reason to feel they were treated unfairly in the workforce, and often at one another's expense. In the antebellum South, for instance, where slaveholders viewed "Heels" as valuable property, Heelsocks were prohibited from participating in hazardous, life-threatening work. Thus, many of the most dangerous jobs were left to the Tubesocks who did not have such protection (or limitation). Thousands of Tubesocks lives were lost due to this. Thus I believe the rivalry began.
The God Argyle is lost among the socks and coninues to be as ellusive as Big Foot. When one does see a sighting of this ellusive sock the picture is usually blurry and could be written off as a fake. Thus there is very little room in the drawer given to argyle socks seeing as they are rare and hard to come by.
Do you have any comments to the allegations that socks were essential in the faking of the Apollo Moon landings?
No comment.
There are rumors of a fallout with _thong_ . After being confined in such close quarters for so long in the laundry hamper, was there anything that could have eased that strain? And will the photo set be forthcoming even though there are 'tensions'?
I have discussed this issue with Thong and he has decline to comment but did infact release a press announcement.
"The Thong doesnt fit you've got to acquit."
I refuse to have any photos taken of me as it will go against my Amish beliefs of having my photo taken as we the Thongs of the World believe our inner soul will be stolen in a picture..
Is there really a sub-set of bobby socks that believes in never bathing?
Yes. We are working on that in Area 51
What happened to the lost tribe of socks who left in the 80s to become headbands and wrist bands. Where they welcomed back into the fold after their disastrous attempts to make sock appeal more mainstream public and less beholden to the foot?
They are now pet toys. You can find them at your local Walmart or Pet Smart.
Ha har snarf snarf!
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The ultra low-cut socks...are they really the next step in sock evolution as they claim or are they just midgets or something?