How to kill a washing machine
By _Sock_
Insert Thongs, Socks and Bras into machine.
Add detergent, close lid
Adjust to proper cleaning instructions.
Leave machine and go watch TV
Hear sound of fighting cats coming from laundry room.
Ignore sound until commercial.
Investigate sound.
Determine cat sound is infact coming from washing machine.
Laugh alittle before turning machine off.
Lift lid, pull all the soaking wet articles of clothing out.
Turn machine back on.
Listen to sound of fighting cats.
Laugh alittle and turn machine back off.
Look behind machine.
Unplug it.
Replace in socket.
Turn machine back on.
Listen to the symphony of screeching cats.
Hit side of machine.
Repeat.
Turn Machine off.
Call repairman.
Wait 2 days.
Repairman takes apart bottom of washing machine
Repairman unrolls a thong from the pump, that someohow got sucked under the spinner.
Hope your face doesnt match the color of your thong.
Wait patiently as said repairman tries to figure out what the red piece of fabric is hes holding.
"OOOOOOh? OoooooooooooooooooOOOh"
Take shredded thong from repairman.
Pay repairman $143.68
Thank him.
Close door.
Look at thong and think "Damn you!"
Throw smelly clothes back in machine, add detergent, close lid.
True Story.
By _Sock_
Insert Thongs, Socks and Bras into machine.
Add detergent, close lid
Adjust to proper cleaning instructions.
Leave machine and go watch TV
Hear sound of fighting cats coming from laundry room.
Ignore sound until commercial.
Investigate sound.
Determine cat sound is infact coming from washing machine.
Laugh alittle before turning machine off.
Lift lid, pull all the soaking wet articles of clothing out.
Turn machine back on.
Listen to sound of fighting cats.
Laugh alittle and turn machine back off.
Look behind machine.
Unplug it.
Replace in socket.
Turn machine back on.
Listen to the symphony of screeching cats.
Hit side of machine.
Repeat.
Turn Machine off.
Call repairman.
Wait 2 days.
Repairman takes apart bottom of washing machine
Repairman unrolls a thong from the pump, that someohow got sucked under the spinner.
Hope your face doesnt match the color of your thong.
Wait patiently as said repairman tries to figure out what the red piece of fabric is hes holding.
"OOOOOOh? OoooooooooooooooooOOOh"
Take shredded thong from repairman.
Pay repairman $143.68
Thank him.
Close door.
Look at thong and think "Damn you!"
Throw smelly clothes back in machine, add detergent, close lid.
True Story.
I'm not sure if i Have 24 horror all the time, but I did watch Species, and Nightmare on Elmstreet 3 (not the whole thing, I might have had to gouged my eyeballs out).