So annoying, because my email sever times out while the infected mail is being cleaned. Yeah, so I'm forced to access the POP server via my mobile phone and remove unwanted arse mail by hand.
If you dont have a virus scanner, spyware cleaner, or at least common sense... then get the fuck off my net.
Oh, and this little number appeared in the ol' inbox this morning
order confirmation. your order should be shipped by January, via fedex. your federal express tracking number is %RANDOM_WORD.
thank you for registering. your userid is: %RANDOM_WORD
Now dont get me wrong, I was seriously half tempted to follow through on this email, because I really wanted that package delivered to me next year, or perhaps have Marty McFly pick it up on his way back to the fucking future. If you're gonna try and fucking fool me with a bullshit email like this... at least finish the fucking code.
Dont get mad at spammers, it just ads fuel to the fire. Shame them horribly, make them feel sorry for being alive, tell them they stink of Kitchen Fresh Chicken, and they'll just off themselves for ya.
You have your orders... go now... help %RANDOM_SPAMMER make a fucking noose.