10 healthy pounds of Random Ranting
You have witnessed the KFC commercial where they refer to it as Kitchen Fresh Chicken, no? Where the guy constantly questions his coworker about, Kitchen Fresh Chicken in the break room, until your ears bleed and limbs go numb, then he acts surprised to see a bucket of greasy KFC chicken sitting on a table. They laugh together, poke fun at the guy who didnt realize they were speaking of KFC the whole time, sweatily finish each other off to bad 70s porno music, all while the creative firm behind the commercial rubs their hands together greedily thinking theyve created the next Wheres the Beef? campaign.
I HATE that commercial. Yes, I HATE it all you debilitated peons who think HATE is a too strong a word and should never be used. HATE, HATE, HATE.
Fuck you.
HATE.
There, were alone now. Those delicate minded people have left weeping with hands full of their own precious shit that reeks of roses; gone back to their little world of bunnies and sunshine. Fuckers, I made that roadmap youre using with the blood of your own kind.
Back to the subject at hand: Why I hate that damned KFC commercial. Shit, I cant remember where I was going with this now, but I do know that if anyone in my presence ever refers to it as Kitchen Fresh Chicken I will fuck up their jugular with my car keys.
//Round 2 Fight!
You have witnessed the KFC commercial where they refer to it as Kitchen Fresh Chicken, no? Where the guy constantly questions his coworker about, Kitchen Fresh Chicken in the break room, until your ears bleed and limbs go numb, then he acts surprised to see a bucket of greasy KFC chicken sitting on a table. They laugh together, poke fun at the guy who didnt realize they were speaking of KFC the whole time, sweatily finish each other off to bad 70s porno music, all while the creative firm behind the commercial rubs their hands together greedily thinking theyve created the next Wheres the Beef? campaign.
I HATE that commercial. Yes, I HATE it all you debilitated peons who think HATE is a too strong a word and should never be used. HATE, HATE, HATE.
Fuck you.
HATE.
There, were alone now. Those delicate minded people have left weeping with hands full of their own precious shit that reeks of roses; gone back to their little world of bunnies and sunshine. Fuckers, I made that roadmap youre using with the blood of your own kind.
Back to the subject at hand: Why I hate that damned KFC commercial. Shit, I cant remember where I was going with this now, but I do know that if anyone in my presence ever refers to it as Kitchen Fresh Chicken I will fuck up their jugular with my car keys.
//Round 2 Fight!
*goes back to LOL @ your journal*
That's just so wrong.