Teh_Weird always goes into effect around my birthday. Bad shit and weird shit just happen.
It's been gradually working it's way in... Teh_Weird. I'm having bizarre dreams that I'm able to remember... something that doesnt generally happen.
Bizzare dream #1:
I'm making a documentary on Chris Carter, the wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings and my part is really just the director/interviewer of sorts. So I'm on location where Carter is having a photo shoot done, he's spinning around on these rings like something out of an old American Gladiators episode and there's this giant flowing red canopy above him.
I turn to Carter's PR guy and ask what's going on, and he replies, "Chris cant do any photo shoots without his parachute."
me: "Uhh... but doesnt this make every photo shoot the same?"
pr: "no, we change the colors."
me: "uhh... yeah, ok."
Then all the sudden we're on a train and all shit turn western, my ex girlfriend from Germany runs through the door and people start screaming that she's stolen their gold teeth.
Dream #2:
I'm in a classroom which seems like my old middle school and Pauley Shore is teaching the class Spanish. Yeah, I said Pauley Shore. I end up getting pissed off because some other kid is bringing in cupcakes on my birthday and I leave to go hang out at a friend's house.
While at said friend's house his grandfather comes in, who has no arms mind you, and proceeds to try and purchase my wristbands from me. After politely declining; I mean, he didnt have a damn wrist to put anything on, he proceeds to sit next to me on the couch. He attaches two plastic arm type things to his body, one is missing a hand and turns to me and asks, "can we snuggle?" After having to decline him several times I then threaten to beat him down with one of his own arms and said friend drags him out of the room.
What the fuck is going on in my brain while I sleep?
Add this onto the fact that I just had the biggest social bomb land on me, hit me, blindside me; whatever you'd like to use as a description, and you have Teh_Weird in full effect for the birthday.
I was lucky two years ago, last year wasnt that great, Death and Teh_Weird has had trouble finding me ever since I was hit by an ambulance on my 21st birthday... but this year, he's got my number.
Something bizzare or downright horrible is going to happen during the birthday 'timeframe'. It might be best to evacuate Ohio.
I'm fucked. I need to drink.
It's been gradually working it's way in... Teh_Weird. I'm having bizarre dreams that I'm able to remember... something that doesnt generally happen.
Bizzare dream #1:
I'm making a documentary on Chris Carter, the wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings and my part is really just the director/interviewer of sorts. So I'm on location where Carter is having a photo shoot done, he's spinning around on these rings like something out of an old American Gladiators episode and there's this giant flowing red canopy above him.
I turn to Carter's PR guy and ask what's going on, and he replies, "Chris cant do any photo shoots without his parachute."
me: "Uhh... but doesnt this make every photo shoot the same?"
pr: "no, we change the colors."
me: "uhh... yeah, ok."
Then all the sudden we're on a train and all shit turn western, my ex girlfriend from Germany runs through the door and people start screaming that she's stolen their gold teeth.
Dream #2:
I'm in a classroom which seems like my old middle school and Pauley Shore is teaching the class Spanish. Yeah, I said Pauley Shore. I end up getting pissed off because some other kid is bringing in cupcakes on my birthday and I leave to go hang out at a friend's house.
While at said friend's house his grandfather comes in, who has no arms mind you, and proceeds to try and purchase my wristbands from me. After politely declining; I mean, he didnt have a damn wrist to put anything on, he proceeds to sit next to me on the couch. He attaches two plastic arm type things to his body, one is missing a hand and turns to me and asks, "can we snuggle?" After having to decline him several times I then threaten to beat him down with one of his own arms and said friend drags him out of the room.
What the fuck is going on in my brain while I sleep?
Add this onto the fact that I just had the biggest social bomb land on me, hit me, blindside me; whatever you'd like to use as a description, and you have Teh_Weird in full effect for the birthday.
I was lucky two years ago, last year wasnt that great, Death and Teh_Weird has had trouble finding me ever since I was hit by an ambulance on my 21st birthday... but this year, he's got my number.
Something bizzare or downright horrible is going to happen during the birthday 'timeframe'. It might be best to evacuate Ohio.
I'm fucked. I need to drink.
//ke_v