Just thought i would entertain everyone with some fun quotes
~Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey
~How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? ~Author Unknown
~When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown
~Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
~If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
~Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey
~How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? ~Author Unknown
~When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown
~Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
~If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
xox