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so there i was, hammer in hand, standing on the lower wing of a bi-plane in my high school gym. then some government agents of some type start throwing stuff at me and running after me. in slow motion i run out of the school and into downtown detroit. which is odd because my school is in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere. so i run into some concert and get a drink at the bar. theres this cutie walking at me, she grabs the back of my neck and starts kissing me. its amazing how fast a dream can change from paranoia to sex.

i'll have to put the old disclaimer on, so if you've seen it just stop reading now. but i'll change the insult word of the week so if you want to join the competition go ahead.

i'm having a bit of a problem with the adding friends thing. whenever i look at someone's profile/journal the site adds them to my pending friends thing. so i've been trying to cancel that stuff as it comes up. so it's not that i don't want to be your friend, it's just that i want to know if you're a psycho stalker. then i can decide if you're my kind of psycho stalker.

so if you're reading this because you're wondering who the hell i am and why the hell i want to be your friend, thats why.

so if you still want to give me some shit let's at least be creative; please include the term "lobotomized" into your response. negative points given for "noob" insults; too easy.