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NO FRIENDS? par for the course i guess; i update the ol' journal and my friends list is more barren than a walmart factory after a child labor raid.

i've always wanted a pet penguin. just think it would be cool to see the little guy waddle across my living room, give me a look and a squak, and be on his way. all i'd need is some fish. and a penguin door in my freezer. i'd make it penguin shaped, like when cartoon charicters run through walls.

i'll have to put the old disclaimer on, so if you've seen it just stop reading now. but i'll change the insult word of the week so if you want to join the cometition go ahead.

i'm having a bit of a problem with the adding friends thing. whenever i look at someone's profile/journal the site adds them to my pending friends thing. so i've been trying to cancel that stuff as it comes up. so it's not that i don't want to be your friend, it's just that i want to know if you're a psycho stalker. then i can decide if you're my kind of psycho stalker.

so if you're reading this because you're wondering who the hell i am and why the hell i want to be your friend, thats why.

so if you still want to give me some shit let's at least be creative; please include the term "ho" into your response. negative points given for "noob" insults; too easy.