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michigan

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Monday Sep 29, 2008

Sep 29, 2008
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so this girl asked me if i thought she should get implants.

i told her that it would definitely help her fill out her shirt.

she wanted to know if she should get c's or d's.

i said 19's.

her quizzical look wanted clarification.

nineteen inches...around.

the rust falling off the gears was audible.

your forarms.

nothing sexier than a chick with popeye arms.

i don't think i'll see her again.
macarena:
thank you! blush
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