My heart is broken. I have been having a bit of a cry 
The reason for my heartbreak is below
Look at my poor sad misshapen muffin! I am such a girl at times, it made me cry, it broke my heart!
All he ever wanted was to be normal, attractivehe wanted the lady muffins to like him. Instead he was shunned, picked on by all the other normal muffins! Cast aside because he was different, not like the other muffins. He wasnt popular at muffin school, then when he graduated and entered the real world he was still cast aside, noone wanted him, they just chose all the other muffins, treated them with jam and cheese and butter, but he was just left dry upon the shelf.
Well fear not my little muffin you are mine now! I have named you Bert and I shall take care of you! I shall keep you, sealed in a bag forever, youll never be shunned again, youll take pride of place and all the normal muffins will just be heartlessly eaten by meyoull never hear their cruel words again, Ill protect you, and if that means eating lots and lots of the cruel normal muffins then so be it! I am here now, dry your tearsto me you are the most special muffin in the world
Yes I think too much about my food and things. I have what I call Scruffy Pigeon complex.and yes I did actually cry over the muffin
The reason for my heartbreak is below
Look at my poor sad misshapen muffin! I am such a girl at times, it made me cry, it broke my heart!
All he ever wanted was to be normal, attractivehe wanted the lady muffins to like him. Instead he was shunned, picked on by all the other normal muffins! Cast aside because he was different, not like the other muffins. He wasnt popular at muffin school, then when he graduated and entered the real world he was still cast aside, noone wanted him, they just chose all the other muffins, treated them with jam and cheese and butter, but he was just left dry upon the shelf.
Well fear not my little muffin you are mine now! I have named you Bert and I shall take care of you! I shall keep you, sealed in a bag forever, youll never be shunned again, youll take pride of place and all the normal muffins will just be heartlessly eaten by meyoull never hear their cruel words again, Ill protect you, and if that means eating lots and lots of the cruel normal muffins then so be it! I am here now, dry your tearsto me you are the most special muffin in the world
Yes I think too much about my food and things. I have what I call Scruffy Pigeon complex.and yes I did actually cry over the muffin
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*handing you a hanky*