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To whom it may concern:

Today, I stepped in gum.

Then, I was bitten by three of the leaf cutter ants.

Attacked by two spiders.

Got bleach on my shirt.

Remembered that the shoes that I was wearing weren't water proof after I hosed the otter night house, at nine this morning.

Was creeped out, but mildly amused at how king meal worms wiggle, and run away after you've cut them in half.

Did I mention that I stepped in gum?

Cleaned out the roaches, and gathered browse.

At one point, was unsure of whether I was bleeding or covered in blackberry juice.

Got a thorn stuck under my thumb nail.

Pulled a hay splinter out of my palm.

Cleaned and fed the gila monsters.

Retrieved a thrown up mouse, that had started to mold from the sick emerald boa with really sharp teeth.

Played with fruit fly larva.

Collected frog poop.

Stepped in gum.

Unloaded the frozen meat shipment for August.

flaked on the gym.

Flaked on my run.

Flaked on attempting to go bike riding.

Indulged in Ben and Jerrys chocolate brownie ice cream.

And now I have cramps because dairy and I don't too much get a long...

I wish it were Friday. or pay day.

Or both.