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I have at least four more loads of laundry - it would probably be more if I separated the darks from the lights, but alas, I'm not that domesticated.
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thefreddy:
four loads!?!?!? Are you doing others people's laundry?
burntsolace:
Last time we went to the laundry mat we did like 8 loads... I feel your pain.
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I made a difference in at least two children's life. I helped an older child stop hyper ventilating, and got three adults to relax in the water.
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shibumi01:
see...there is a reasonlove
kas:
cause youre AWESOME biggrin
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I had iced coffee for dinner, and a beer for desert, tomorrow can't come and end soon enough.
jaybugg:
Now that, is good damn eating darlin
cartman197:
Hmmmmmm.... I thought coffee was the after dinner drink?
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I'm cold, cranky and have cramps. My back hurts and my patients is beyond worn thin. I'm surrounded by idiots that don't know what the fuck they are doing - really they are all a waste of resources and would be doing everyone a favor if they just dropped dead.

I want a warm shower, comfy blankets and to do absolutely nothing. Too bad none...
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nd_watch:
I think you should just change your list of things to do... and then just put.. warm shower... comfy blankets and total relaxation!
sydfloyd:
Sorry to hear all that. Is it work?

Hope you're feeling better by now.
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nothing in my closet fits my fat ass
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chachagirl:
as a fellow fat ass haver, girl, i feel your pain. It's just one of those days. Eat a delicious salad today, drink lots of water, oh and maybe masturbate or have some good hot sex, and you will be feeling sexy and confident and back on top tomorrow! I swear. kiss
besides, we are all our own worst critic aren't we? your ass is great! wink
road:
Well, from the pictures I've seen I am not complaining. smile
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Hot and sticky tongue
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jcourtney:
If I could, I'd blow on your naked body.smile
sydfloyd:
The way I like'em!
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confusedconfusedconfused
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sweetbutch:


darlin, if you're a 'hopeful' where is the set in review?

inquiring and dirty minds want to know

saltlord:
biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin
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Have a ____ Day

by Lou Lipsitz
Have a nice day. Have a memorable day.
Have (however unlikely) a life-changing day.
Have a day of soaking rain and lightning.
Have a confused day thinking about fate.

Have a day of wholes.
Have a day of poorly marked,
unrecognizable wholes you
cannot fathom.
Have a ferocious day, a bleak
unbearable day. Have a
riotously unproductive day;...
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nubia:
Did you write this poem? I love it!
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I love my family, but I don't necessarily like them.

I think I have enough beer to get me through the afternoon.

Happy fourth.
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sydfloyd:
I know what you mean. Sometimes I think "Aren't my parents embarrassed by some of the stuff they do?"
sweetbutch:


i know that feelin

i know that fourth

sometimes makes me dive into a fifth

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I'd like for my eye to stop trying to jump out of my head and for this stupid headache to go to hell...I'd also like to curl up with you and fall asleep in your arms.
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kas:
how are you doing love? it's been awhile, hope you guys are well and that your migraine fucks off
curioustomcat:
When it hits me real hard I just pass out. Embarassing but less painful...