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I will not be nervous.

I will not fuck up.

I will not be nervous.

I will not make an ass out of myself on film.

I will not be nervous.

I will not die from cramps.

I can totally make it through tomorrow.
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kas:
yes you can! you are wonderful!
jcourtney:
I believe in you. lovelovelove
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I was offered a large sum of cash to marry some random persons cousin in India today.
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roobar:
don't even consider going there, unless it is at least 7-figures, you get it up front, and figure on living with them for 2-years.

and anything like that will follow you forever, so unless it's in the millions, don't even consider it

iamthelaw:
So what are the terms of the offer? Something you would consider?
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Because it's totally a good idea to dangle your small child over the aligator exhibit. They're not real anyway, and should one decide to jump up and bite, you can sue, and it will all be my fault.
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criss:
wow... someone might be willing to sacrifice their kid to sue is what I find to be the worst part of it. kiss
kas:
RIGHT! lol
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If you're a wallflower of sorts, then you know that " we accept the love we think we deserve.

Some people think that they are more deserving than others, and don't necessarily realize that they aren't deserving at all.

Some people don't realize just how deserving they are, and are sometimes oblivious, or so it seems.

I'd rather be surrounded by the latter of the...
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justrodan:
that'd be me... smile

I'll just surround you virtually - it's probably better that way anyway smile
meistermuka:
Covering all the angles.
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Sleeping next to you makes it hard to go to bed at night without you at my side...
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_solipsist_:
it's a definite truism.....
I miss that.
iamthelaw:
sweet, with a bitter pinprick of melancholy. love and longing.
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Today, I was bitten by a tortoise. It kind of hurts.

That's about it.
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idgas:
Was it Gus or Pokey?
rychu79:
ouch!
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my sheets are cold frown
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jeddz:
cold sheets are the best
thefreddy:
*trying not to say "I can warm it for ya, baby*wink
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I hate my hair.
Hate
Hate
Hate it.
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skullgrid:
the curtains or the carpet? tongue

(sorry, couldn't resist)
sweetbutch:


hair or no hair, it's all love for you moonbeam

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Dammit.. I slept until 12 again... half the day is gone frown
the_captain:
Woops! Isn't that what days off are for though?
bromopar:
So what if half the day is? Stay out half the night as well. smile Take from someone who is nocturnal that's a lot more fun.
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To all, to each, a fair good-night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
thefreddy:
i was gonna cite another, but I'm tired.

Good one BTW
the_captain:
Pretty! Sleep well beautiful!kiss
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My bed is super comfy, and I don't want to get up and be productive... You should come and snuggle with me.
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saltlord:
Snuggles and back of the neck kisses, count me in!
phb:
Address? wink