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My mother's drink of choice used to be tequila. From there she learned to liked mojito's. Now she's on a martini kick.

I have a headache and I'm tired, and she's drunk talking at me.

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giggles:
my dad once told me while shit drunk that i was ruining his life.... just thought I'd share
cunninglinquist:
never liked either
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madviking:
I would have preferred to see you half wearing a Jets shirt.wink
sydfloyd:
Is there a reason you're learning to shoot?
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It's always nice to be reminded why I enjoy teaching swim lessons sometimes. This evening, I more than didn't want to go in, and considered just not showing up. And even though others seem to get away with that all of the time, I know that I'd more than get into trouble, so I showed up, and ended up making a difference. Two of my...
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raziel666:
That is so awesome for waht you are doing.
bigpr:
Glad you're keep people safe in the water and keeping people safe online smile
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Ready, Aim...Kill?

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We have a number of emergency response tactics at the zoo. There are protocols and different 'teams' responsible to play out certain procedures in the event that something happens. If an Animal gets out, animal management (that's the keeper staff) are notified and we're to create a perimeter around the animal. There is an EIT team that is responsible...
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nementh:
That first pic is unbelievably sexy.
cunninglinquist:
while shooting is something that troubles some, if it is necessary then it must be done. I was a sniper in the military, could hit a man sized target at over 1000 meters, but the gun I used was not standard military issue, I once hit a parked vehicle at almost a mile, big target, fired three rounds in 12 seconds and got three hits, that truck was going nowhere as two of the bullets hit in the front by the engine.
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saltlord:
You share the prettiest things!
What you are, I'll take more of!
sydfloyd:
I tyhink you have a point about the paintings. I really think either the 60's or the early 90's are what is responsible for the starting the skinny girl trend.

I don't know. Give me a girl with meat on her bones anyday.
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scphantm:
STAIRWAY TO SEVEN!!!!!
cunninglinquist:
I thought I was going to see you in your Steelers garb with a vibrator
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rychu79:
Its a bit far but for you it would be worth it.
id_without_ego:
God I love your nipple piercings! So sexy.
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This update is brought to you by Eel River IPA - the Christmas present that has now been extinguished.

So, after some thought, and a few beers, I may have decided upon a few new years resolutions. In no particular order, and keeping in mind that some are a little too far fetched to accomplish within a year, my list is as followes:

1.) Eat...
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road:
Makers Mark Manhattan. Pure heaven. +1 on the Portland beer choices, Holy Hop Czar.
celinasedgwick:
Hello ^_^

thank you for the Christmas card...very sexy!!! I'm here relaxing in SD. I'm making my classes for next semester and all of them are basically humanities classes. i really want to take some anthro :C
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Keeping Oakland Zoo's residents happy, healthy ...


Work Me

Day four of the new year - nothing has really changed. When I'm home in my own bed (I've been house sitting the last week or so) I'll be more thoughtful in what my goals and aspirations are. I'm sure I'll be more creative too once the snout clears from my sinus cavities. In the mean...
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gavko:
Hope you're feeling better. Christmas and the New Year wouldn't be quite the same without catching a cold-- seems to happen here every year.
jenkinz:
leg warmers, and snakes, and nipples, oh my!
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"But just, let's say, the closing of a book."



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The last night of the world by Ray Bradbury


What would you do if you knew that this was the last night of the world?"


"What would I do? You mean seriously?"


"Yes, seriously."


"I don't know. I hadn't thought."


He poured some coffee. In the background the two girls were playing...
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curtis666:
That was a great story! Happyny dear!blushkiss
deathmagnetic:
Happy New Year!kiss
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I've tried really hard over the past few weeks to not get sick, but I think maybe a cold is catching up to me... not the ideal way to ring in a new year.
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justrodan:
Runnn FASTER!!!!!

Seriously, raising your body temp might kill the germs wink. Used to work for me when I was doing aerobics (yes, it looked as funny as it sounds, which is some of the reason why I stopped0.
mrtoad31:
Yea don't get it the cough lasts forever.....