Dear Migraine,
Go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
id_without_ego:
Yeah go eat fuckin dick migraine!
sydfloyd:
Hey you're back!
...
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
curioustomcat:
WB!
To my list of talents, you can add alligator wrangler.
I'm going to need a massage.
I'm going to need a massage.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
eyeswideshut:
I don't know what an alligator wrestler is, and I am scared to ask.
jonas_thorazine:
How're you doing dear? Haven't heard from you in awhile...
You write such pretty words, but life's no storybook...
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
justrodan:
*undresses for you*
Enjoy the strip tease - it should be fun.
Enjoy the strip tease - it should be fun.
sydfloyd:
So how;d the striptease go?
When it rains, it fucking pours.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
chalko:
true true...need an umbrella? LOL
road:
Dude. Be strong. All things come to those who wait? I dunno, but eventually the sun will shine on you. Keep smiling!
-R
-R
It's one thing to have your car broken into, and another thing to have your car stolen. To have your house broken into though, something completely different...
Not a happy Friday.
Not a happy Friday.
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
rychu79:
Karma will avenge you in the end
ryanthorpe:
Sorry to hear about all this. I hope you are ok.
On your marks, get set...
Tell me your favorite stripper story... what do you like stripers to do, etc.
Real update at another time, I'm trying to get out of a cranky mood
Tell me your favorite stripper story... what do you like stripers to do, etc.
Real update at another time, I'm trying to get out of a cranky mood
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
darkchocolate:
Damn the memories. There was this mom and pop club when i was out on the east coast, bring yo own liquor type of place, main stage 4 small stages....That place always kept a plethora of beauty, I was saddened when it got shut down...
went out with a bunch of old co-workers to this one club. one of whom was a real live "40 yr old virgin" so I say to him, Pick a girl, I will pay for you a lap dance..imagine beavis and butthead getting a lap dance.....funniest table dance I have ever watched.
Took my friend out for her birthday, she happens to be heavily into women. on the way into the club she says, "Hell, we all are going to leave out of here with a girl tonight" lol
oh and then there was this time in Denver, me and this chic went out, during dinner she said she wanted to go to the strip club, i got more turned on watching her get a lap dance than I did watching any of the dancers stage performance.....
went out with a bunch of old co-workers to this one club. one of whom was a real live "40 yr old virgin" so I say to him, Pick a girl, I will pay for you a lap dance..imagine beavis and butthead getting a lap dance.....funniest table dance I have ever watched.
Took my friend out for her birthday, she happens to be heavily into women. on the way into the club she says, "Hell, we all are going to leave out of here with a girl tonight" lol
oh and then there was this time in Denver, me and this chic went out, during dinner she said she wanted to go to the strip club, i got more turned on watching her get a lap dance than I did watching any of the dancers stage performance.....
rychu79:
I bring a box of suckers and hand them out to the dancers. It puts a smile on their face and mine too.
Soooooo sweepy
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
oxy:
i know that feeling
sydfloyd:
Sleep tight
Pinched nerves suck. I need a massage and a vacation.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
hexxus:
me tooooo
chalko:
YEs...yes and yes!!!
It's almost Friday. It's almost Friday.
chronas:
Work-Friday? Cause if you were looking for real-Friday, you just missed him 
he's on holiday for another 4 days
he's on holiday for another 4 daysThe evening was filled with good vibes, douche bags, beer, competing friends and heading to bed with wishes of the following day going by quickly so that tomorrow eve can be enjoyed.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
longlostsapper:
Sounds like a full day
chalko:
Sounds good!
This is perfect nude beach weather... too bad my better half is in France
Cramps are on hiatus, but my migraine can't seem to take the hint.
Cramps are on hiatus, but my migraine can't seem to take the hint.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
kas:
sags unite!
curtis666:
I want donkey! and to RUN NAKED!!!