_michael_

Being laid off is gay. I'm broke as shit, I have to go to court for my unemployment... the worst part is the wheels of justice spin ever so slowly. I hate situations I can't resolve by taking a nap. But most importantly, I'm tired of playing NES games. You can only punch Glass Joe around for so long. I also noticed my cheeseburger consumption has increased by like... 600%. I ate like... 3 yesterday. I've probably gained like 10 lbs from that... but it only makes me more voluptuous.

Anyhow, on the bright side... the new Bravery CD rocks my socks across the room. People usually tell me... "Mike, you have shitty taste in music!" or "You're an anti semite Mike!" Nevertheless, this CD kicks ass. It literally just picks you up, bends you over, and kicks your ass clear across the god damn room. I've literally listened to it like 20 times. If they pull off another CD like this... they're gonna find a place in my top 10 list.

I'm done being literal...