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So...who got dumped twice in as many weeks?

That's right, kids. It was me. First Fuck Face and then his best friend (so as to not upset FF).
Fine, whatever, at least I didn't fuck him and *then* get dumped. Basically he told me that he doesn't want to lose a good friend. It's cool. I know it wouldn't have worked anyway, because as entertaining as he is, he's far too racist and redneck for me and my bleeding heart liberal ways.
**Edit** And I totally sent FF a text after work Saturday night that said "So by my math, we should be cool now. So I'm gonna pretend like we're friends." He has no reason to be mad at me anymore. But he never responded.

I did go home with a friend of mine Saturday night though. Stayed in bed with him all day Sunday and today. He's a really great kisser. But he works at coney. And there's already enough shit talking going on about me thanks to FF. So we're gonna stay quiet about us for a little bit and let the drama (hopefully) die down a little before we stir it back up again. Not that it really matters. There's been a rumor going around for 3 weeks that we're fucking.
But I've liked him for a while, I was just too chicken shit to do anything about it. And I know he's liked me for a while. So it all works out.