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and my six pack and humper's V are back! But this time I am about 30lbs more heavy than last time! Hooray for looking more like Wolverine and less like Spider-Man!

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My friend from Ukraine just said, "You know how we know we are very privileged to be in America?"

Me, "How?"

Him, "We poop in fresh water."

Walks back to his office.

bloodymongoose:
Thank God for the small things.  (smirk)
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Or have dudes comments on this site gone from "You are so beautiful I love your set" to "I'd eat that _____ for days!" and "I'd give anything to _____ my _____ on your _____ !"

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_jordan_:
@twizz I'm sure you're right and I'm sure those comments are meant as compliments. I should just chill and go shoo the kids off my lawn.
twizz:
ha! damn kids.