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_jordan_

Tacoma, WA

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I worked out, then I needed to eat...

Aug 17, 2015
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so I made a ham and cheese omelette and then a quesadilla and then I wrapped the omelette inside the quesadilla and ate it. I am calling it "awesome wonderful ghetto chiliquilles".

PS - I probably spelled that wrong, but am too hungry and lazy to google.

Also, fuck it. My selfie game and body are weak as hell, but since so many of you struggle with body image also...I'll put one up.

Xoxo,

Gossip girl

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