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Apr 21, 2015
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My friend from Ukraine just said, "You know how we know we are very privileged to be in America?"

Me, "How?"

Him, "We poop in fresh water."

Walks back to his office.

bloodymongoose:
Thank God for the small things.  (smirk)
Apr 21, 2015

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