_jordan_

Hahahahaha, oh lord. First I aught to clear up that I have no children. Two cats, but no people babies.

The "holy crap" entry was because of the wild crazy fun that girls get themselves into. It's pretty obvious that I love the ladies, and hanging out with a bunch of single ones who are letting their hair down was fun as hell.

The "daddy" entry was metaphor for my feelings at the time, rather than a literal statement. My brother always makes fun of me for it, but I have a soft spot for girls who need me. They get whatever they want.

Enough of that mushy crap, let's get back to the corse, whiskey out of the bottle bastard you all know and love.

Here's a new picture: