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_jordan_

Tacoma, WA

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Monday Jun 02, 2008

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Yup. I'm retarded. "Call me after you leave the bar" actually means, "call me after you leave the bar, as long as it's not too late because I'm going to go to bed." Sorry about that.

Oh well, c'est la vie.

In other news...

If you ask me nicely there isn't much that I wont do. And when Soma asks me and another dude to "take off your shirt and pose like a Calvin Klein model, but not so much Calvin Klein, instead a bit more Kenneth Cole." It's done. I'll even do it in the same night that a tranny decides he likes me, sits and in my lap, and tells me I smell good. The pictures will be funny, expect them to come to a Myspace near you! smile

What else...................................................................................................................................

How about....

A FUN FACT!

The blue whale can produce sounds up to 188 decibels. This is the loudest sound produced by a living animal and has been detected as far away as 530 miles.
thedarkharlequin:
it was a night, that's for sure.
you never stood a chance against Soma though. She's a Dom. who does her controlling by being sweet.... it's all in her profile, kind of disturbing. I don't appreciate being manipulated.
Jun 2, 2008

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