this is my amazing masterbating dog Poe...

he has never forgiven me for taking his balls. he let me know as soon as I brought him home from the vet. he went straight to our bed room and took a shit on our bed (the same bed he sleeps on). it was clearly a message to me. he was not happy about what had just happened to him. so now he humps his love puppet...

it's like his girlfriend or something. He would hump the cat, but she won't let him. I kinda feel bad for him. But I assume it still feels nice for him or he wouldn't do it. when I first discovered masterbation at the tender age of 4...er maybe itwas like 5 or 6, I got off on rubbing up against pillows. maybe that's what it's like for him.
this is what he looks like when I interupt him and ask him what he's doing...

he looks a little guilty doesen't he?
(I think he feels the need to be macho because he's a poodle.)
I guess I'm pretty sick because I think poodle masterbation is funny...heh.

he has never forgiven me for taking his balls. he let me know as soon as I brought him home from the vet. he went straight to our bed room and took a shit on our bed (the same bed he sleeps on). it was clearly a message to me. he was not happy about what had just happened to him. so now he humps his love puppet...

it's like his girlfriend or something. He would hump the cat, but she won't let him. I kinda feel bad for him. But I assume it still feels nice for him or he wouldn't do it. when I first discovered masterbation at the tender age of 4...er maybe itwas like 5 or 6, I got off on rubbing up against pillows. maybe that's what it's like for him.
this is what he looks like when I interupt him and ask him what he's doing...

he looks a little guilty doesen't he?
(I think he feels the need to be macho because he's a poodle.)
I guess I'm pretty sick because I think poodle masterbation is funny...heh.
vim:
that poor, poor stuffed animal.
