Normally, I have quiet a bit of Penis envy. I often think about all the things I'd do with my penis if I had one. But today I was thinking...
I'm glad I don't have a penis because:
it must be horribly inconvenient to accidentally or unexpectedly get turned on and then have to go somewhere or meet someone where pitching a giant tent in...
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I'm glad I don't have a penis because:
it must be horribly inconvenient to accidentally or unexpectedly get turned on and then have to go somewhere or meet someone where pitching a giant tent in...
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Ok you guys here's what I want you to do:
leave me a comment telling me one of your sexual fantasy senarios.
and I will attempt to write a short piece of erotica based off of your fantasy.
do it.
play with me.
please.
on another note:
oh no. I think I'm offering him the fillet mignon, when he'd really just be satisfied with a...
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leave me a comment telling me one of your sexual fantasy senarios.
and I will attempt to write a short piece of erotica based off of your fantasy.
do it.
play with me.
please.
on another note:
oh no. I think I'm offering him the fillet mignon, when he'd really just be satisfied with a...
Read More
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bobbynutt:
me and you!
brightredscream:
Probably, it's Imagefap.com...the site is HUGE, I was listed by my user name on here.
Nothing about my life is what I expected it would be at this point
I just thought by 32, things would be different
that I'd have a direction
or some stability
or just something....more
I'm experiencing horrible PMS.
cried myself to sleep last night
cried when I got up this morning.
cry, cry, cry.
I hate when I get like this
but it feels so...
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I just thought by 32, things would be different
that I'd have a direction
or some stability
or just something....more
I'm experiencing horrible PMS.
cried myself to sleep last night
cried when I got up this morning.
cry, cry, cry.
I hate when I get like this
but it feels so...
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bobbynutt:
I know what your talking about.
I thought i had it all figured out untill last october everything i had went to shit.
lost my job my career and my g/f of five years.
know i'm just living day by day it seems like i don't have any goals anymore.
I guess the only good thing is i don't have pms.
I thought i had it all figured out untill last october everything i had went to shit.
lost my job my career and my g/f of five years.
know i'm just living day by day it seems like i don't have any goals anymore.
I guess the only good thing is i don't have pms.
I think I just had the "mean reds" yesterday.
I'm alright today.
que cera, cera...whatever will be, will be
I'm alright today.
que cera, cera...whatever will be, will be
brightredscream:
Yes, very similar to what my grandmother had...but very different cause apparently...Ugh.
I think being Buddhist would be a good idea.
I think being Buddhist would be a good idea.
back in 1989, I was 12 years old and this was my favorite song at the time...I had my little blank cassette tape in the radio/tape player combo that looked like a 50's jukebox, all ready to run across the room and hit "record" the moment it came on the radio...
and for honorable mention you really must check out this cover band performing it...
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and for honorable mention you really must check out this cover band performing it...
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saltlord:
Somethings are better left locked away. I look back on those days and wonder.......WAS I FUCKING GAY!
My Jimmy Z pants and high tops. My German Air Force tight tank top and swatch watch. Damn you George Michael! Teaching straight boys how to be cool!
A photographer used a photo of me on a beach for a coffee book back in the 80's. Standing with my boys. Our short tight board shorts hidding nothing. It makes me laugh every time I see it!
My Jimmy Z pants and high tops. My German Air Force tight tank top and swatch watch. Damn you George Michael! Teaching straight boys how to be cool!
A photographer used a photo of me on a beach for a coffee book back in the 80's. Standing with my boys. Our short tight board shorts hidding nothing. It makes me laugh every time I see it!
stiles:
Those guys really, really wanted to be Wham...
saltlord:
Yes and yes! I want to be your cabana boy!
saltlord:
hahahhaha I would have liked to see that!
I have all the right qualifications. Known for creative and tasty drink service, inuitive massage skills aided by large powerful hands, Strong swimmer with great breath holding ability, totally trustworthy and discrete and a passion to satisfy in everyway. No task is beneath me or to dirty for me to apply my special skills.
I would like to give a personal demonstartion to help you two decide.
Breaking me in might be the best part!
I have all the right qualifications. Known for creative and tasty drink service, inuitive massage skills aided by large powerful hands, Strong swimmer with great breath holding ability, totally trustworthy and discrete and a passion to satisfy in everyway. No task is beneath me or to dirty for me to apply my special skills.
I would like to give a personal demonstartion to help you two decide.
Breaking me in might be the best part!
Song crush of the day:
Rediculous, but funny.
jace:
Wow. That was really funny.
Who are those guys?
Who are those guys?
I can haz a sweet man to slow dance wit me, please?
Baby girl needs someone to hold her an tell her it's all going to turn out alright.
ugh
Baby girl needs someone to hold her an tell her it's all going to turn out alright.
ugh
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ibangonstage:
I did good. I was happy with the outcome given what I had to work with. Thank you for the compliments 
see ya in a few days!
see ya in a few days!
smuggler:
I'm a very good slow dancer.
They just don't make em like they use to....
*does the twist*
Honestly. I kinda like these youtube videos of record players.
ALLEY OOP, babies.
*does the twist*
Honestly. I kinda like these youtube videos of record players.
ALLEY OOP, babies.
oldernow:
I may still own these!! certainly bought 'em brand new back back back in the day... was recalling Rocky and Bullwinkle -- and then back to Tom Terrific and Mighty Dog Manfred...
no more pity.
let's just DANCE!
let's just DANCE!
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brightredscream:
WOOO HOOOO!
bob:
I think the booth is for Sunday...
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sarahg:
awesome! i would love to!
bob:
Thanks for the comment on my set The Assistant. I really appreciate it. The support means a lot to me.
*portkey not included in offer, sadly