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I missed the ring. No more relationship. The proposal was apparently planned for midnight...St. Paddy's Day. I broke it off at 11:54p. It wasn't meant to be. Then why does it hurt so terribly.

Currently entertaining the prospect of Recluse. Watching The Big Lebowski and enjoying Doritos.

"Hey, hey, hey, Man. Theres a beverage here."

25 comes tonight @ 12:24am. 5 more years to 30. Wheres the house/kids/career? Have I wasted too much time?

Unexpected.

Hi...its Jess. Lil tip 4 tha fellas....If you see me walkin down the street and i peek your interest, come back and talk to me. If our eyes meet and they linger, get my number. If we're meetin up 4 drinks and I stare into my cocktail or continously look away...I probably really like you. We should probably proceed to make out furiously at said...
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'Bout time I updated this mo'. Hi, my name is Jess and if your reading this I can only hope your life is as meaningless and lack luster as mine...if not....piss off! I'm a grumpy lil troll who takes pleasure in pushing people in puddles and cutting in line at theatres and the like. My hobbies include but are not limited to: napping, eating pudding,...
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I'm kissing this bitch goodbye this month. I've moved into a new place. More spacious, balcony,a kitchen I can move in, and a short walk from the el....\m/


In order to pay for the new digs I've given up cable/internet (I'm typing this from a friends balcony stealing some yuppie bastards WiFi..I hope) some subscriptions, and tanning...I'm baking on the inside All in all...its been...
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Controversy, controversy, controversy...I say lets drink!

My life involves crunchy peanut butter and turkey bologna.