'Bout time I updated this mo'. Hi, my name is Jess and if your reading this I can only hope your life is as meaningless and lack luster as mine...if not....piss off! I'm a grumpy lil troll who takes pleasure in pushing people in puddles and cutting in line at theatres and the like. My hobbies include but are not limited to: napping, eating pudding, and helping your dad wash his unspeakables. I rarely make sense and never have quelms about it...NEVER! Slap me. Slap me so hard the aftershock of your open palm against my cheek makes my teeth chatter. Don't apologize.
foi:
nice to meet you. no worries - my life is equally bland. and i don't normally slap people just after meeting them ... but hey, when in grumpy lil troll land do as the grumpy lil trolls do, eh....