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I completed my first case at work today. Quite an accomplishment, everything entered into the system, court is tomorrow or technically today. I'm unable to go though, a coworker is stepping in for me. It went felony due to her priors and the amount. Woo Hoo! Someones gonna do some jail time.

My friend Chyna is staying with me for a few days, crashing in...
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Metao, you make me sick

ur that good.

poisonboy:

that's some prosey entries there.

WHat's goin' on???

How humid and muggy is CHicago??? (not half as bad as here, I bet'cha).

Okay, more later...

Aug 5, 2005

I could turn you on like a stereo.

punkrockjeff:

you want it? you got it!

Jul 30, 2005

punkrockjeff:

haha..second base any time you want hottie

"i love lamp...i love lamp"

damn i love that movie

Jul 31, 2005

get over me

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paperdemon:

you do somewhat resemble a cherubic gelfling, that is awesome.

May 27, 2009

laidout:

very pretty! great lips and curvy! nothing wrong with either one of those!

Sep 12, 2010

"Yea baby, I made some room for you."

My response to a male coworker asking about my tonsilectomy.

Damn the man...I says wat i means and i means wat i says, on or off the clock.

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thurmis:

i wish my coworkers did stuff like that for me.

Jul 15, 2005

elfboy:

Which pocket?

Jul 21, 2005

I had my tonsils removed Wednesday. The anestesiologist took 3 pokes before the i.v. stuck. Don't rermember much. Post Op was a hoot, the nurse in charge of my well being, there to make sure I pull out of the anesthetic for the first time called me every name other than my own...Allison, wake up, Betty! Betty, c'mon...Jennifer, sit up sweety....Lady! its on the fuckin...
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poisonboy:

Damn, dood, Never had to do the tonsils thing.

Had my wisdom teeth removed when I was 20...

Not fun.

At any rate, I'm off to Europe for the resta July.

Hit'cha up when I get back (also, dude, I'm gonna be in Chicago on Sept. 12th for the Obituary show at the Metro!!! You gonna be there???).

Jul 11, 2005

jofixxxit:

awe...hope your feeling better...bests to you

Jul 11, 2005

turn my heart from black to blue

Kidz, I need a career change. The retail world has crushed any creative spirit that might have been. I've become another corporate drone. Damn the Man I say, Damn him to the fiery pits of a blackened, charred, fuel efficient Hell!!!!! Damn socially acceptable jobs...I'm goin back to the old country to squish grapes between my toesies

1925...
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reverend_sen:

Ha ha "fuel effecient" that gets me every time.

Jun 12, 2005

poisonboy:

It's funny you should say that - I actually wrote to tell ya that I'm going into hiding to finish my 3rd novel and I've been describing it to people as:
"A dark satire on corporate America as seen through the eyes of a retail manager..."
How perfect!

And I'm actually gonna shop it around to publishing houses in Chicago when I'm done.
Talk to ya when I emerg from this stint (unshaven, smelly, beady-eyed and looking more like a psycho than usual).

Jun 13, 2005

Don't Tread on Me

jofixxxit:

ok....i wont...hope your well
bests

Jun 2, 2005

poisonboy:

dooood,
I haven't heard from you in forever!

You finally put up a real pic.

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!

Hit me back... haha!
It's 90 degrees in Chicago!

SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 6, 2005

why don't we all drink more often? i wonder if the world would be a better place for it?

ojaeflo:

Hi! I oversee the SGChicago group and just wanted to welcome you as a new local.

May 31, 2005

ojaeflo:

Because of the 3-month grace period we have in SGChicago, you are eligible for membership in June if you'd like.

Hey! That's tomorrow!

May 31, 2005

Went to the tonsil hockey docter today. Looks like they're comin' out. 'bout time, was supposed to go down when i was 12 but the fam moved again...always moving. who else do u know moved 12 times before the 5th grade?