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How does one manage to not learn with such fervor?

Help me, I am in hell.

Eight foot stencils

I certainly can't tell you anything about my new plan to forcibly bring art and culture to Perth streets. This is because it's somewhat highly illegal, and might possibly involve eight foot artistic stencils.

The therory is that one creates three of four stencils that represent the layers of an image, and then, late at night one creeps around the inner regions...
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I'm back, like some kind of absurdly sexy veruca.

Tell me, dears: Why do you like me? Why are we friends? Tell me something about me that makes me worthwhile to you.

I've not slept in two days now, courtesy of my darling studies. I can barely string a sentance together without changing languages at least once; I broke into french halfway though my Japanese examination.

I am going to bed. Good night, and forgive my bitter tongue.

My kitty cat just bit me on the ass!

Tomorrow is a very frightening day.

These one line updates will stop as soon as I finish being so damned ill.

Well, that was exciting. I've never gotten to play with a fire extinguisher before.

I need to get some business cards. This is exciting.

I've a tendancy to live vicariously through film, especially children's film. I'm consistantly disappointed by the failure of the world to adhere to my considerable standards of cleanliness and drama. Real, breathing people are pale reflections of characters, frequently posessing, not more, but less in the way of character or complexity.

I keep expecting to...
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Redacted.

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."

I've spent the past week up to my neck in stupid internet rubbish. I've decided that I hate HTML with a passion heretofore unseen in this body. Fortunately, I can give a man some money, and my problems will all go away.

The man who cannot visualise a horse galloping on a...
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