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Help Wanted:

Novelist-aspirant requires part-time, live in assistant. Duties may involve housework, filing, switchboard and assisting with research. Please note that as the novelist-aspirant focuses mainly on erotica research may involve fucking her until she can't stand. Neat presentation. Prefer Woman. Computer skills a plus.

Apply within.
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cleverthings:
What are you up to, miss?
mat8drb:
Where are you? confused
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How can the so-called premier on-line erotica vendor fail to comprehend the difference between erotica and pornography?

Useless jerks. It is the natural order of things: Publishers will be illiterate imbeciles reviled by their writers. As far as the different avenues of prostitution go, I'm noticably more uncomfortable with writing lowest common denominator smut for a trashyerotica publisher than, any of my other options.

It...
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mat8drb:
3000? That's nothing! Well, it is better than a kick in the teeth, but not enough to live on by most means.
mat8drb:
You could do what John Cusack does: do a couple of nonsense movies to get the cash to do a good movie.

Or like Ian Banks (normal fiction) and Ian M Banks (Sci Fi). Use a nom de plume. I'm sure you could think of, well, twenty or so. wink
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It is perhaps unwise, and yet
I want your arms around me.
I want to feel flesh against my flesh.
I want to feel your lust on my lust.
I want to fling away my reason, let it hang across your bedpost.
I want to grow drunk on the scent of your ecstacy.
I want to feel your heat against my heat.
I want to...
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beaeffeff:
You need to update your journal so I can come around here without getting goosebumps and tingles blush
missellie:
Yesterday was confusing. What happened?
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Thunderstorms make me overwhelmedly horny.
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cleverthings:
I'm currently using vitamin e oil and it seems to be working really well. But maybe I could be posted a jar? Perhaps?
thefuckoffkid:
Thank you dear. kiss
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You can trip on my synthesizer.
Electronic world for ev'ry boy and ev'ry girl


I've a new avatar. It's a whole lot like my old avatar. It represents the acknowledgement that every artist stands on the shoulders of her predecessors. I'm sure you'll recognise the words. If you can read them.



I'm sober. I don't like sobrietry; it gets in the way of the creative...
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sarcasticmenace:
Yes, actually, I am blue quite frequently.
crispy:
Have you messaged Tuffy about the group ownership yet?
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I've gotten out of the habit of recording my thoughts, and this is proving a problem.

When one's thoughts provide the entire impetus to one's existance, it is imprudent to misplace them.
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I am entirely fed up with children masquerading as adults. I do not have the time to listen to your uninformed self-righteous nonsense, or your blatant disregard for the basic elements of reason.

Your enthusiasm does not make you right, so much as it makes you an irritant. If the entire world disagrees with your infantisimally small minded viewpoint, it may have more to do...
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jackinblack:
i love nonsense
enthusiasm is an alarming substitute for experience
i ride that donkey all the time
ranting youth is not really wasted on young people these days
and maybe children waste it though
imagine
if i knew what i now know when i was six
i probably wouldnt want to know
and i really wouldnt want to be here now
so for that all children should be herded together taught to avoid growing up
and than learn to write/sing/talk/paint/shit it out
what we need is a damn good war
or a plague
or locusts
or horses with skulls and hooded riders
or just total nonsense
are you happy now no reference no consequence
cleverthings:
I was completely unprepared for it. I really believed that it was my fault because I didn't slap him or yell fuck off or something after the first scratch. I just didn't know how to react.

Really fucked up. frown

And I appreciated your pm as well, hon. Thanks very very much. kiss
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I'm looking for a picture. When I saw it, it was accompanied a reference to the shortest novel in the body of english literature: "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn."

If you can tell me who wrote the story in question, without the assistance of google, you get a something. Those of you who cheat win my disdain.

It's an ultra-cutesified sepia picture of <author's...
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cleverthings:
OK, so I'm boasting, but seriously, my testimonial is fucking brilliant. Yay me. tongue

And it's ALL true! smile
_biblia_:
it's not just my beta prowess that is inestimable. blush
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Regular as clockwork, I've decided to stay away from you folks when I'm lunar. All you get is bitching and my speculation that I should become a whore.

Expect me the same heartfelt decision in a month's time, kids. Stupid moon.
andvari:
Think of it as spicing up your dialogue with the community. wink
mat8drb:
More people should use the word "stupid".

Catch you shortly. smile
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So tell me, what do you think about prostitution?

I really want to know.
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cleverthings:
I have no problem with it as a concept, nor would I object to going to see a prostitute if, say, one is in a relationship and wants to experiment with certain things or genders that might threaten your partner if the other person could have designs beyond money. Wow, did that sentence just die in the middle, or what? Too tired from Ball shenanigans. wink

To be honest, it's only a problem if the only reason the person is in that field is due to lack of money or hate for themselves. Think of the hotness of Sin City's whores? There's power right there.

Oh I wish you had been at the Ball, my dear!! I was spoilt in the extreme. Lucky, lucky me. blush

Hope you're well!! kiss
andvari:
So now I'm curious, where are you going with your question?